brown hot dog

another way to say poop

Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart

Matt Faggor: Feels good to have squeezed an ol' brown hot dog out of the ol' white buns.

by TheAlmighty1 March 9, 2011

Dog Brown wings

Like Brown Wings but if you have ever had to put your finger in a dogs arse for a valid non sexual reason.

I got my Dog Brown wings when I stuck my finger in a dogs arse to stop it from fighting

by Nortis the Tortis September 16, 2007

Brown Dog

A brown dog in lamest terms is a big brown turd

My girlfriend wanted a brown dog today. So I pooped on her breast.

by CubanB777 February 10, 2024

Brown hot dog

To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.

Janet got mad at me because i pulled a brown hot dog on her without letting her know in advance.

by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018

kill a brown dog

Foul smelling stench

That fart would KILL A BROWN DOG

by anonymous May 14, 2021