by anonymous May 14, 2021
Get the kill a brown dog mug.The unsettling phenomenon of having a 'firmish' turd just barely emerge from your ass which, despite furtive foreshadowing, occurs both gradually and rapidly (simultaneously) at precisely the most inopportune point in time. Once the 'brown hound dog' pokes his head out you are thrust into the most tenuous situation of attempting to coax him back in the dog house (without your eyeballs popping out) a whilst continuing to make a presentation, speaking with a superior colleague in the middle of the lunch line, or trying to maintain that casual conversation with the woman in the Marketing department while on an elevator stopping at every floor.
Paul - Right after lunch Simms delivered the cable we've been waiting for and wouldn't you know it - it was oversized.
Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.
Paul - Huh?
Gregg - Aaaa hey dude, listen I really can't talk right now - I gotta brown hound dog poking his head out and I got a bad feeling on this one.
Paul - Huh?
by Goodoldboy66 October 29, 2014
Get the Brown Hound Dog mug.another way to say poop
Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart
Alternatives include: shit screwdriver, brown-bark stick, rusty nail, fecal flashlight, log brownie or burnt tart
by TheAlmighty1 March 9, 2011
Get the brown hot dog mug.Like Brown Wings but if you have ever had to put your finger in a dogs arse for a valid non sexual reason.
by Nortis the Tortis September 16, 2007
Get the Dog Brown wings mug.To leave a solid and sausage-shaped turd between the labia majora and in slight contact with the labia minora.
by Phunkel Uphjaphamp December 5, 2018
Get the Brown hot dog mug.by Greypupy August 14, 2021
Get the dog drink brown edition mug.No example.
by Psycho Bitch April 14, 2004
Get the The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog mug.