Brown Crown

Brown Crown is when you fart on someones head when they bend over

Keith bent over to pick his pen up off the ground and I farted on his head........Brown Crown

by maxxxiiimus July 3, 2011

Brown Crown

When someone sticks their finger in his or her anus and then wipes it around the crown of your head.

Ugh, that stripper just gave me a glaucoma test, then a brown crown.

by Leon the smurf October 8, 2007

Fleshy Brown Crown

A colloquial term for the anus. Derived from the peculiar crown-like spires of fleshy folds the common anus contains.

Similarly, a bleached anus is referred to as Fleshy Pink Tiarra.

Did you remember to wipe your fleshy brown crown after that explosion?

by thisholidayjoe December 3, 2009

crowning brown

Describes a strong urge to poop.

Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.

by texadelphia March 18, 2011

brown around the crown

The brownish ring that appears on male genitalia. The position may vary but usually it lies before head of the penis and further up the shaft.

"While watching Perverted Stories 19, the male porno star had some serious brown around the crown on his boner. It looked like the rings of Saturn.

by Robert L November 29, 2004

Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013