Brown Crown

When you poop on someone’s head during sex

Bro I totally hooked up with my boss’ mom last night, I even gave her a brown crown and she loved it

by This is not my real name June 16, 2022

Brown-crown

The ring of shit left behind after anal penetration if ass not cleaned out properly. The way to become the king of poo.

ah, forgot my condom. gonna have a brown crown in the morning.

I'm the king, sitting on my throne with a brown crown on my head.

by Tom Maggs November 26, 2004

The brown crown

This where you spiral dump on someone's head.

She pissed me off so, I gave her the brown crown.

by Big cope October 5, 2017

Fleshy Brown Crown

A colloquial term for the anus. Derived from the peculiar crown-like spires of fleshy folds the common anus contains.

Similarly, a bleached anus is referred to as Fleshy Pink Tiarra.

Did you remember to wipe your fleshy brown crown after that explosion?

by thisholidayjoe December 3, 2009

crown brown

Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...

Wow.. That shit was the Crown Brown.!

by Hip Hop Howie September 26, 2013

brown around the crown

The brownish ring that appears on male genitalia. The position may vary but usually it lies before head of the penis and further up the shaft.

"While watching Perverted Stories 19, the male porno star had some serious brown around the crown on his boner. It looked like the rings of Saturn.

by Robert L November 29, 2004

crown of brown

Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.

My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.

by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016