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Brotien Shake

When your bros jizz in your protein shake for extra protein.
"Bro do you think I can get some jizz for my Brotien Shake?"
"Of course dude."
by JadeJj May 3, 2021
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Brotien Shake

When working out with a group of friends and one makes your post-workout shake for you just to be nice

Also applies to a Brotien Bar when one of your boyz unwraps a protien bar and hands it to you.
Skyler puts hella berries in the brotien shakes he makes me after we hit the gym. thats why brotien shakes taste so much better than protien shakes.
by kharnifex707 June 3, 2011
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brotient

A combination of the words "bro" and "quotient." Used to measure the degree to which a given person is a bro.
Person One: Look at that! Chad is wearing a polo with his collar popped, he's talking about lacrosse, AND he's watching Family Guy...

Person Two: Damn, his brotient is off the charts!
by Lungford January 7, 2009
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Brotie

An individual who chooses to where a neck tie loosely around his neck with the top button undone. It is done to show a rebellious persona, while at the same time, conforming to the institution of mens formal wear.
Person 1: Why was that guy wearing his tie so loosely?
Person 2: Dude, he's just rockin a brotie.
by g man 21 September 15, 2011
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brotime

n. 1. time with your bros. a handshake or a "boogity boogity is necessary".
2. what kelsey and jeff do when they see each other in the halls at school.
"Oh man, did you hear about brotime last night?"
"boogity boogity yeah i did bro!"
by kelseyd December 27, 2007
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Brotien

What is Brotien? Brotien is Protien for the bros! Brotien consists of any kind of Energy Drinks and Alcohol. AKA any kind of drinks that you and your bro's would drink.
Sentence: Bro i am really craving a BROTIEN right now.
by broman87 September 23, 2010
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Broticular Fortitude

Idea in which a mans ability to accomplish tasks is exaggerated. Allowing a man to increase his normal ego attributes ten fold.
Since john was out at the bar with all of his buddies, he suddenly had the broticular fortitude to challenge anyone in the bar to a fight.

Eric would have never approached the hot chick at the bar if it weren't for 9 of his friends filling his head with more broticular fortitude than it could handle.
by Thesnyper October 4, 2010
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