This technique is used by males to determine when the temperature starts to drop below 50 degrees. Depending on the hardness of the nipples poking through the bra and clothing tells one how cold it is.
That chick isn't smuggling raisins, she's smuggling walnuts, her braometer says it must be balls cold outside.
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That miraculous sensor situated in the anal tract that enables the operator to determine whether the chamber is loaded with gas or solid matter, before risking a fart. The Bombay barometer may give faulty readings when, for example, swamped by large quantities of beer and curry, with disastrous results.
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A man in a suit attempted to con me, but my bogometer exposed his bogosity and I escaped without being ripped off.
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Get the social barometer mug.Noun - Actually a devise for measuring pressure. Is commonly used by adults esp. teachers/coaches as any kind of obscure measurement. A PSAT, for example, acts as a barometer for how well you will do in the actual SAT.
Coach: The interval workout we're doing today will serve as a barometer to see how well you'll run in a meet.
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