A nor-cal bro. Loves to "chill" with his friends, play Hella BP, drive around with Hella bass in their Hella tricked out, lifted trucks with nor-cal stickers on the back. Usually have a buzz cut, fake diamond earrings, often found with flat brimmed hats on and lanyards around their necks. A not-so-rare breed of afluent caucasian Americans concentrated in the northern half of California, specifically in the Bay Area.
1) Hey brocal, what's up?
Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?
Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.
2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?
Is there gonna be bp?
Yes.
Then I'm down.
Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.
Not much, just tryna go play hella BP this weekend, prolly gonna blaze too. You down?
Nah man, I would, but I'm workin on my lifted truck all weekend installing new rims.
2) You wanna come over after school and practice drawing nor-cal stars with me?
Is there gonna be bp?
Yes.
Then I'm down.
Concerned Citizen: You guys are hella brocal.
by hella concerned citizen June 7, 2009
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Person 1: OMG!!!! look at that sexy rich girl that has Justin Bieber drooling.
Person 2: That must be a Shakira.
Person 1: Um, no way girlfriend thats obv a Mia Brodalka.
Person 2: That must be a Shakira.
Person 1: Um, no way girlfriend thats obv a Mia Brodalka.
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Get the Mia Brodalka mug.When your bro (i.e. friend, roommate, etc.) insist on totalitarian rule and has become an oppressive dick in attempt to control your everyday life.
"Time to suffer under my brotalitarian power, Steve!", exclaimed George after finally dominating Steve in a man-struggle to the death.
by African Cell Mate January 2, 2008
Get the brotalitarian mug.1. Similar to totalitarianism, brotalitarianism occurs when a (most often heterosexual) man's job, social life, and love life are taken over by his bro(s), a man (or men) who often has crazy or elaborate plans.
2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
2. When a high school or college party is taken over by 'bros', a group of dumb jocks. Activities of a brotalitarianist party consist of smashing things, drunkenly hitting on virgins, and smashing things while drunkenly hitting on virgins.
The relationship of Barney Stinson and Ted Moseby (from the tv show How I Met Your Mother) is an example of brotalitarianism.
Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
Dude 1: so how was Kimberly's party?
Dude 2: it was pretty lame until some brotalitarianists crashed it.
by smile, its the end of th world November 29, 2009
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Get the broballs mug.Any group of Bro's who enjoy brotastic activities such as brobeques, brodownsr, brahwls and broday parties. Activities range from bronding to enjoying brotein shakes.
"Yo lets dip set, book it,cop a 40 and post up on the block."
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"
"Nah son, we gotta confer with the Broalition of the Chilling"
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