Brookwood High School

A super trashy, small school in the middle of nowhere. It’s so small that it’s connected to the elementary and middle school. Half of the school are hicks, and the other half are immature, stuck-up, judgemental teenagers that think they’re better than everyone else. Well, except for a very few amount of students that are genuine and actually going somewhere in life. Very poor school that has water fountains that taste like rust. The school only focuses on sports, and not any co-corricular groups. The only good thing about the school was the band, but even that’s gone to shit. A lot of the staff and classes are actually okay, but students always complain about them because they’re small brains don’t know how to get interested in anything.

“Brookwood High School? Where’s that?”
“You mean Brokewood?”

by snazzyboredom October 27, 2019

brookswood secondary

This place= Hell.

Everyone hates it, unless they came from a different highschool. Teachers are pretty bad. Kids are worse.

It's Pretty much one of the worst schools in Langley where people in grade 10/11 think very highly of themselves.

BSS is obsessed with basketball. Don't care much for any other teams. Boys get more recognition than girls. What a way great way to make girls feel like they can do anything.

It's boring, Its a shame they got rid of the old principals. Counillors will ignore you if you're not in urgent need to see them. Ladies at the front desk are pretty scary.

But other than that 10/10 school

Wow.. that person really hates school.. they probably come from

Brookswood secondary

by Lovely pseudonym March 1, 2017

Broadsword

a man's penis, either large or used with authority, as if it were a medieval broadsword.

Don't even trip, girl, you know I swing that broadsword.

by C-Smith November 3, 2005

Brookwood Where You At

A song/rap created by a group of seniors at Grayson High School in GA. It calls out Brookwood High School, their rivals. The rap is quite creative and catchy, and it uses no profanity. It became semi-viral getting 41,000 the day after it was posted.

student A: Have you seen Brookwood where you at?
Student B: YEAH, its epic.

by thetruthpersonofawesomeness October 24, 2011

Broadsword

A large, durable, indestructible weapon, used to destroy the weaker katana blade.

The Broadsword! On Conquest!

by Poops McGee January 7, 2004

Brookwood where you at

A rap that was created in order to challenge our rival - brookwood - in a very creative and friendly way. It quickly sky rocketed after it was posted on YouTube. The night of 10-28-11 the game came neck to neck with 20-some-odd seconds left in the game when a ram intercepted and ran for a touchdown. Making the final score 14-7 Grayson. THIS IS RAM NATION WELCOME TO THE CELEBRATION!!!!

Dude, I can't believe how many people played "Brookwood where you at" after we won on Friday!

by RamFan2012 November 2, 2011

Broadswording

To not only just suck up to your boss in an unbelievable and outrageous manner, but to gobble your boss/supervisor so fervently that that you passed the gag reflex 47 minutes ago and not only his knob but a section of shaft is also protruding from your anus thus allowing for much comedic banter withing the office confines.

*Boss enters office*: "Morning gents...."
*Employee 1*: "Hello sir, how are you on this fine and wonderfully happy workday, such a pleasure to see your glowing complexion and energy in our office, can I bounce something off you as I highly regard your opinion on........?
*Employee 2*: "Jesus Dave, you broadsworded the shit out of him, so deep we only saw ballsack"
* Employee 3 *. " Way too much Broadswording in this office" .

by Fingered Dickhole July 16, 2014