brolociraptor

1. A brolociraptor is the most dangerous type of bro, because he is also a velociraptor.

2. One who has learned to pick up women from watching Jurassic Park. They wait in the tall grass and pick off the stragglers.

1. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, how was your weekend? Hunt down any unsuspecting scientists?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

2. Bro: Yo brolociraptor, you pick up any chicks this weekend?

Brolociraptor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

by SilverbackUltraMasculine March 31, 2009

Brolosophy

The study and practice of being a true bro. It is the study of general problems concerning matters such as girls, drinking, working out, playing sports, and of course, bromances. The word brolosophy is derived from the ancient greek word of "Love of bros"

Bro 1: Bro, you gotta get rid of that gf before we move into that appt.

Bro 2: Ya, we'll never see you around.

Bro 3: Don't worry guys, bromance > romance in my opinion.

Bro 1: That is some wise brolosophy.

by JohnnyBro February 18, 2009

brolossus

acronym of two words which are also acronyms themselves (bro)lossus and ham(lossus). When said to another person indicates the colossal friendship between them, gender insensitive.

Weed: Look at the hamlossus playing his guitar jfl.
baldmanlet17: jfl indeed my brolossus very cage-worthy.

by Kenan Komutan November 2, 2020

Brolos

Derived from the hispanic name Carlos, a Brolos is the token mexican bro who is compulsary for the functioning of any brommunity. His ethnic origins are often highlighted and hugely exaggerated to humerous effect by his other bros. Despite this, he remains a crucial and respected bro in the brommunity.

Trent: "Yo Chad where's José? He was suppposed to be crashing this party hours ago"

Chad: "Ah that dude is such a Brolos, he's probably eating a burrito or running from la policia"

by Bro-EE3 December 5, 2009

Broloha

A friendly hello from one douchebag bro to another.

Mason- "Broloha!"
Colten- "Broloha son!"

by ikiyufoo November 27, 2011

brolo

Brotherly Love. Used when one extends an unconditional hand towards a brother/friend/stranger.

I helped a kid fix his bike today. BROLO

I helped a friend move into a new apartment. BROLO

by kewl8tersgunnakewl8 August 15, 2012

Brolo Shirt

A Standard polo shirt that is doused with axe body spray, has it's collar turned up and is worn by a bro

Also see bro Rape

Yo dude thats a Nice Brolo Shirt...Where'd you get it?

by Big Petey February 28, 2007