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brohemian

combination of bro + bohemian. AKA "Brobo". Brohemians are a sad half-caste lot of bros rejected from bro scene proper for unathleticism or some other unbroish trait, or are trying to scam on café chicks because all the sor chicks are beat, and so have taken to wearing banana republic, scarves, drinking novice coffee and page periscoping (scoping chicks over the top of intellectual looking books, grabbed at random, sometimes held upside down)
Coked-out Hipster: Man, this café used to be down but now it's all brohemians with laptops. it looks like a glowing apple orchard in there.
by thiudans November 22, 2006
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Brolexia

Characterized by the inability to understand the predefined order of Bros And Hoes.
Bro: Don't he know that it's always Bros Before Hoes?

Other Bro: Nah man, he got Brolexia.
by RedThundah August 13, 2014
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Anal Bolemia

The act of pooping in your pants (usualy) and holding it firmly within your butt cheeks then sucking it back. Just to get the feel of pooping without actually having to stop what you're doing (or not doing) in order to go to the bathroom. Similar to the act of throwing-up....I.E. Bolemia.
"I Just like the feel of pooping, but I'm to lazy to go do it."

"I have Anal Bolemia."
by ace71730 September 17, 2006
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Brohemian Raphsody

Any song sung by bros on a night of drinking at the pub/club/bar or even at a house party. Usually loud, obnoxious and very slurred, Brohemian Raphsodies have known to cause great annoyance and frustration to all non-participants in the vicinity who are within audible range.
Hey man, you know that song Don't Stop Believing by Journey? True brohemian raphsody man!

Dude we were doing this brohemian raphsody at the pub last night and this waitress came up and asked us to shut it. What a bitch!

There were these drunk fuckers outside my window last night singing some brohemian raphsody, so I threw puke on them.
by Banerjeehad October 23, 2010
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brolexia

Bro1: you are in great shape man
Bro2:no my arms are only 20 inches

Bro1:you need help you might have brolexia
by Necco99 January 16, 2017
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brohemian rhapsody

brohemian rhapsody is one of the best bromance songs of all time. similar to the definition of bohemian rhapsody. see bromance for dets.
just put on our brohemian rhapsody, dude Freddy Mercury would be proud
by chevvygirl April 18, 2011
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Brohemian

A guy who is really into being an easy-going liberal. He wears sandels/flip-flops even when it's cold out and constantly calls people "bro".
"I was thinking about going to Stanford but then I visited and that place is full of brohemians!"
by Just Steve May 29, 2007
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