The Brofessor is the older "bro" that teaches a young buck 17-19 the art of GAINZ this man is a gym vet who is taking you to your first festival but not before you polish that rig.
Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don'tbelieve me!
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.