Brofessor
Brofessor by Aceguy 100 September 5, 2016
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The Brofessor is the older "bro" that teaches a young buck 17-19 the art of GAINZ this man is a gym vet who is taking you to your first festival but not before you polish that rig.
Brofessor by Chest size > pens size July 4, 2020
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Brofessor
Brofessor (noun)
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
One who delivers ancient wisdom in between sets of bench press. Known to quote Nietzsche while correcting your squat form. Often found in minimalist gyms, sipping cold brew, whispering about the fall of empires.
“Socrates asked questions. The Brofessor asks reps.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
“He corrected my deadlift form and my worldview in the same breath. What a Brofessor.”
“This isn’t just pre-workout. This is a Brofessor’s elixir.”
Brofessor by PRS-BROFESSOR April 7, 2025
Brofessor
It's important to have a brofessor in one's life who helps you live fully and not just survive the world.
Brofessor by PRS-BROFESSOR May 6, 2025
Brofessor Oak
Dave- " Yo man lets go play frisbee. maybe later we can get some natty ices and play some cube."
Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
Chris - " Wow aren't you the Brofessor Oak!"
Brofessor Oak by Brofessor Oak September 3, 2010
Professor Professorson
A person you make up to get out of a situation or add to a story to make it sound more realistic. Comes from Season 2 Episode 9 of Community, when Jeff Winger, (Played by Joel McHale), made up a fake professor to get a free community college credit. The person being made up usually ends up getting called out, and people realize that the guy who made him up is a huge liar.
Person 1: Dude, I was at this party and this chick Jessica totally walked up and started making out with me! You can ask my friend John if you don't believe me!
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
Person 2: I think this "John" is a total Professor Professorson.
Professor Professorson by SnakeonPlane November 30, 2010
Gender Studies Professor
Person 1: Hey person 2, do you know what Ms. Frigbey does?
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor
Person 2: I think she is a Professional useless person
Person 1: Ahhh a Gender Studies Professor
Gender Studies Professor by Tekcno January 19, 2021