Brofessional

a professional bro. This is a person who excels in party related activity with a professional style. They are good at all things party: i.e. drinking, smoking, dancing, talking to the opposite sex, getting out of situations, etc.

We were down to one cup in our beerpong game and Brad just walked up, looked at the cup, and sank it in one shot. A true brofessional.

by The Hammer Bros May 29, 2008

brofoe

Someone who is a pal, but also an enemy: For example, an aquaintance on a rival sports team. Can also be used to describe someone who is usually a better freind when he does something antagonistic. Not to be confused with brofo which is entirely different.

Don't get too friendly with their quarterback - at best, you're just brofoes.

Why'd you rat me out man? Sometimes you can be such a brofoe!

by Sethybanjo November 27, 2009

brofection

Brofection is similar to affection but between two men in a completely non romantic way. Brofection usually occurs in any type of bromance.

That was one brofectionate hug bro.

by ryan ong February 19, 2011

Broffection

Affection shared by one or more bros, often manifesting in a sort of playful teasing. Bros can not outwardly show affection so it must be done through indirect means.

Adam: Hey man let's peg Michael with these paper balls
Justin: Yeah let's get him!
Michael: What did I do?
Sarah: aww they're just showing their broffection. #truebros

by Cwordsmith May 8, 2014

Brofessor

The older, wiser Bro who teaches his brotege, usually 17-19, the way of the Bro.

Brofessor JYD: Brotege, you take the lead on ladies and booze on our Derby trip?
Brotege: Really? Am I ready?
Brofessor JYD: Brotally.

by Brotally OAG July 25, 2016

Broffee

A coffee one has with one's bro

Having a broffee at 3pm bud?

by wizbro May 30, 2015

Roffel Broffel

Invented by Charlexx & Bexlexx in 2006. This saying basically means to 'ROFL' (roll on the floor laughing) like a ho in a brothel. The spelling is different to add extra humour. Originally created to mock another friend of ours who we cannot name. We are said to 'roffel in the broffel'
This is copyright of Charlexx (GC FAN) and Bexlexx (UK LAMB GIRL)

Bexlexx: OMG, WTF. HE HAS WEIRD EYEBROWS
Charlexx: HAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
Bexlexx: haha,newb. Roffel Broffel
Charlexx: ROFFEL IN THE BROFFEL
Bexlexx: *rolls on the floor like a dirty prostitute*

by Becky Hendrickson May 22, 2008