brodiac arrest

when you're laughing too hard with your bros, you might go into brodiac arrest.

side effects:
-death
-pissing on the homies while piggy back riding
-gay birdwatching when less than 5 feet apart in a hot tub
-sexual encounters with gorillas
-strangely shaped beagle attacks
stay cautious around these places:

-suburban sidewalks

-specifically near fat bunnies that can't fit through fence cracks

-tile kitchen floors
-park benches
-an upstairs plaid couch
-your alcoholic neighbors garage
abilities gained:
-forcing someone to attack you or the homies
-shot gun 27 monsters in 3 minutes without heart complications
-super splits on carpet
-peeing in your alcoholic neighbors garage
-super mario jumps and gta runs
-arm clapping

-camel spitting in your homies food
-burning homies house to the ground (specifically with homies inside)

bro have you heard of kone's brodiac arrest?

yeah bro, nobody's seen him or the homies in 240 hours.

by pissb0ttle July 22, 2021

broderick shower

The cleansing of one's genitalia, whilst squatting in the bathtub; remaining clothed from the waist up.
Preferrably done in a cheap motel prior to adulterous intercourse.

"Oh no! Mary will be here soon. I hope I have enough time to take a Broderick Shower as my cock and balls are absolutely filthy. I hope she has done the same."

by Mr. McAllister July 16, 2008

broderick

Washing just your balls in the bathtub, like Matthew Broderick in the movie, Election.

Are you gonna shower?
Nah, I only have time for a quick Broderick.

by Garvey March 14, 2007

Brodelicious

Being goodlooking and attractive. Having the features of Ryan Brodie who resides in Cranford.

Wow, he is looking really brodelicious today.

by ajkngb;ae December 9, 2008

Broderick and Tasia

This kind of relationship happens once in a lifetime. There may be complications but when these two people realize they just need to focus on their mutual love nothing will compare. They're meant for eachother. True, mad love.

That couple is crazy but great, they're so a Broderick and Tasia kind of love.

by CallMePsych November 20, 2011

Shane Broderick

Shane is one of the best looking male Irish TikTokers and Instagramers If not the best. Shane has been popular on TikTok for a few years and all the Irish girls do be going mad over him for his unreal looks and style to charming personality.

Me - did you see Shane Brodericks new insta post he’s totally hot

Friend- I know right he is so perfect

by Sage Shine April 11, 2021

broderick

(n) a bathing of one's balls and undercarriage by squatting in the tub and giving a refreshing wash and upsplash, a la Matthew Broderick in the movie, "Election." Similar to whore bath and Italian shower, but a little more involved.

Damn, it was hot today. I need to take a quick broderick before we go out.

by PoopMachine July 15, 2008