SUNY Brockport

College in upstate New York widely known for its alleged excessively high STD rates that are among the highest in the nation. Also, known for accepting some specific individuals with the intelligence of kids from the short bus. Largely a female populated school known for its nursing program.

"Yo man did you hook up with that girl from SUNY Brockport?"

"Yeah dude, and I happen to have chlamydia, syphillis, herpes, and gonorrhea now. I totally should never have hooked up with a Brockport chick."

by Escape the FATE August 23, 2007

Brockport

where the dirty birds roam

I went to Brockport to walk around like a complete fuck maniac.

by AllisonIsGay. December 31, 2011

Brocano

When a jock/chad spews after sculling an alcoholic drink; when trying to show off to his Bro’s

Did you see chads brocano after that keg stand?

by ChadnKyle February 19, 2022

Brockport Burrito

Taking a crap in someone's cars glove-box

That chicken was crazy she left a Brockport Burrito in Chad's glovebox

by Scratch that itch January 23, 2026