When a man gets lucky at the gay bar on a Sunday night and gets so well rogered he doesn't go in to work on the Monday. His day off is known in the gay community as Saint Briggsy's Day.
I went home with two fat black trannies last night and my arse is rawer than sushi. I'm gonna have a Saint Briggsy's Day.
by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 11, 2006
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by Rubber Sheath September 19, 2008
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A foul malodorous dwarf that prowls the streets of Nottingham by night, looking for homeless teenagers to prey on. Once the victim has been located it is only a matter of time before this vile dwarf is feasting on their fresh young testicles. The victim is then lowered down a drain to be eaten by rats.
Fewer homeless people about these days.
Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.
Yes, you know why that is. Briggsy the undead has been culling them for the last year. Sucks their bollocks off according to legend.
by Turd Man August 2, 2009
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Briggsy Mechanics blew me right off my axis, I only asked them to pull my gearstick and turn me in the right direction.
by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
Get the Briggsy Mechanics mug.Among the arty bohemian circles, orienteering became an obsolete practice as it was considered too working class. Therefore a new form was arranged after several meetings held at Tate Modern which involved leading youngsters through the woods to a maze of phallic topiery where they were never seen again. What happened to them one can only imagine, as it occured during the Briggsy era of modern art where rabid dwarves roamed freely in woods and commons.
If you ever go orienteering and come across any fanny privet or helmet hedges, you know you've been tricked into briggsyenteering.. get out of there as fast as you can..
by Jack Jismouth August 1, 2009
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by Arty Queen December 11, 2006
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Since being bought by Saatchi Briggsy's Thong has burnt through 5 lead-lined display cases and has caused the deaths of 12 gallery employees.
by Turd Man August 3, 2009
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