Brewin' a fresh pot

The point in time where you realize that you'll need to take a dump in the next 5 to 10 minutes. About the same amount of time it takes to brew a fresh pot of coffee.

"Hey man, I gotta get going."
"Already?"
"Yeah, I'm brewin' a fresh pot."

by MikeBinIL April 17, 2009

brewin' steez

The act of acquiring a higher level of steez than you previously possessed via mindful cultivation of characteristics rich in steez while simultaneously discarding qualities unbecoming to, or deprived of steez. Generally, the use of psychedelic drugs combined with thrift store shopping, board sports and lofty standards of badassery are essential ingredients to the brewing process.

Person 1- "Man have you seen that cat lately? He grew a mustache like Tom Selleck practically overnight!"
Person 2-" Word ,he's probably been brewin' steez by the barrel"

by Mad Mike the barbarian October 25, 2010

Brewin while Screwin

The act of drinking a beer while having sex. Usually performed from the doggystyle position and with the beer contained in a red solo cup.

Hold on man, you were driking a Natty Light WHILE you were hitting that? Oh yeah man, I was brewin while screwin.

by phrasee January 5, 2010

brewin’ gross

When your farts get consistently more rank/putrid/vile during a short span in which you know they are going to be followed by a even more rank/putrid/vile shit, thus brewin’ gross.

Devon, can you please shit already? You’ve been brewin’ gross for the past hour.

by fappalina March 10, 2018

storm a-brewin'

When gusty winds and random tumbleweeds swiftly roll by your feet, you know its time for a mortifying storm!

Hey Megan, did you hear on the news that there's a storm a-brewin'?

by John Valencia May 28, 2006

mmm brewin'

When someone near you has has something occur which has made them become angry.

'mmm brewin' is used to express the anger which they are currently feeling. Works well when acumpanied with shaking and the bobbing of the body, sometimes in extreme cases the 'r' can be extended to add dramatic effect.

Yo, Jack word on the street is that the sket you boned last night has AIDS. You've gotta be mmm brewin'.

by Chris 'Ling' King March 20, 2008

Storm-a-brewin

The phrase used by a girl to warn someone of her impending PMS.

Oh shit, I can feel a storm-a-brewin down south. This isn't going to be pleasant.

by Deadinlivingform October 9, 2011