brap

The volume rating of a fart (Bp) governed by three variables;- rectal pressure (r), buttock friction (f) and sprouts consumed (SpC). Buttock friction (f) can be reduced to zero by pulling the ringpiece open wide during emission.

"My word said the vicar, that anal exclamation was right off the brapometer"

by EssBen March 5, 2008

Brap

Brap is the sound of a fart. Penned by comic artist of MAD MAG fame, Don Martin. Most specifically in refrence to his Captain Klutz series which incorporated a character with gaseous superpowers named Brap Man. Indubitably Howard Stern ripped off the idea from Don.

With a mighty Brraaaaapppp! he leapt the building. Brap

http://www.toonopedia.com/klutz.htm

by crankyoldghost November 1, 2008

Brap

When you rip pure ass

*brap* Jesus I think I shit myself

by LeanForMeme October 16, 2021

Brap

The equivalent of post nut clarity

I was working on a math problem for an hour then brap it came to me

by Cumchatta12 November 13, 2021

Brap

Sound made to imitate gunshot. Used say after you've just rinsed someone, or as mentioned earlier, listening to a heavy tune.

You're so fat, you're going to die young!! braaap!!

Aw big tune mandem!! Braaaaap!!!

by flashermonkey April 11, 2005

brap

A sound uttered when a heavy tune comes on usually heard in garage raves.
Combine with gunfingers for best results.

Listen to 'Gladiator' by Alias. You won't be able to help it.

brap! brap!

by SDZ June 23, 2004

brap

Brap is something you say when your bigging someone/something up.

Big up ma m8 shyla! brap!

by madison x December 28, 2005