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What everyoe is. You will never be "unbrainwashed". When you think you are doing something opposite and against the system you are brainwashed into believing that what you are doing is against it. So stop your bitching and get used to it.
"I what to spraypaint anarchy symbols on the wall 'cuz I hate the system."
"No you want to do it because yu brainwashed yourself into believing that. Retard."
by RPtheFP June 3, 2005
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Brainwashed Normals

An all encompassing term used in rebuttal to a political point made accusing a group of people of being brainwashed. (eg. brainwashed liberals, brainwashed fox news watchers). Used tongue in cheek to suggest that anyone subscribing to any mainstream ethos is brainwashed, yet by using the term "normal" acknowledges the lack of sanity of any point being made in the rebuttal.
All you brainwashed normals will never acknowledge the real cause of our suffering is due to the Morlocks of Middle Earth secretly controlling all world governments. We have to dig to the core of the Earth and take them over with force and stop concerning ourselves with distractions such as poverty and global war.

Of course you don't believe fluoridation of water is the greatest communist plot of all time to destroy capitalist, your a brainwashed normal.
by Manny the Builder July 27, 2016
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brainwashed

Those kids at Jesus camp have been brainwashed. Religion isnt fact and it isnt supported by evidence. Children shouldnt be brainwashed into thinking it is.
by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008
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moral voters are brainwashed
by DeMj February 5, 2005
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Brand-washed

A person who is illogically devoted to a brand. Someone who refuses to wear, use, or purchase brands not within their previous allegiance to their chosen brands. These consumers will obtain products from their favorite brands regardless of their inferiority, expense, or aesthetic shortcomings.
1) Joseph spent $600 on that fugly Gucci fanny pack because he is so brand-washed to them.

2) I'm pretty sure Allison has joined the cult of Supreme. I wish I had created a company that pasted a red label on basic hats and t-shirts! I'd be rolling in the dough.

3) Her son literally acted bummed out because the new smart phone he got for his birthday wasn't and Iphone. He's been brand-washed!
by Jessi in Chicago September 8, 2016
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Brandwash

A superficial change of appearance based on the notion that a simple change of name, colour, etc will somehow remove problems faced/caused by the previous organisation. This effort usually attracts criticism as the money spent on the marketing and reshaping could have been spent solving existing problems.
When Connex leaves Melbourne, Australia after failing to maintain its contract to run the train system, it is estimated that it will cost $15 million to change station signs, uniforms, posters and logos for the new company. However, long-term problems such as punctuality, rolling stock maintenance and customer safety will still persist, as these are issues that only the state government can address. This money alone could buy a badly needed new train. The term Brandwash has been created to cater for this common distraction, similar to Greenwash - where a company boasts of it's green credentials which are often dubious.
by RobKemp July 24, 2009
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brianwashed

When an imposter illusionist masquerading as a magician forces his own opinions and beliefs on you so badly and with such force that you have no choice but to submit to his will. He fraudulently parades around as a beautiful deep being full of magic and mysticism and an inner knowing that makes others curiously drawn to him.

Unfortunately Brianwashed huemans get trapped in a human matrix TeHE BRIAN had laid for them. This HUEManix is a ridiculous facade of some cobbled together graphics and a Wordpress site, which is only a small step above a WIX page.

To become feee from the brianwashing takes a strong moral character and visual clarity so that you can see the truth if the matter at hand, brianwashed people can sometimes be confused with actual crazy people and may spend some time in a loony bin or a mental health facility where they will learn how terribly ineffective our current mental health practices are at CURES.

The biggest asylum for those who have been affected by a Brianwashing end up at the Disneyland Insane Assylum in Riverside, CA.

There is no ckear way to avoid an attach from the entity that is the BRIAN. BUT the most effective way to heal from such an experience is with lovin kindmess and patience, gentle handholding, and compassionate care for the inner child of your heart and soul.

Love and Light Clear Brain Storms & clean 🧼 yet brianwashing.
Lucy Light: Oh my lord, did you get brianwashed too?

Lili Light: Yes I did, but I was stuck at the Paris Disneyland assylum.

Lucy Light: damn, how was it? I had to stay overnight at the Riverside Disneyland assylum. So many hyenas were there, but we also saw many other avatars, like Mickey, Pocahontas, Jem, and Tom Cowan, the beautiful gay vampire who can shapeshift and change time. Did you see anyone?
Lili Light: All I saw was Esmeralda and a rat. 🤷 ♀️
by Whatsit2yaa May 1, 2022
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