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brandeis university

A school six miles west of Boston named after the first Jewish Supreme Court Justice, Louis D. Brandeis. The girls there aren't quite so hot, and they did produce Richard Rubin (runner-up of "Beauty and the Geek".) School motto is "truth unto its innermost parts," although the phrase "Bran-Po can suck my nuts" is a close second, followed by "Aramark swallows" as a distant third.

Brandeis is a predominantly Jewish school (hence the monopoly on awkwardness), yet manages to be less financially endowed then the other filthy rich colleges within an 8-mile radius. That just means Brandeis can be just as smart as Harvard and Tufts without the fanciness or pretentious airs the Ivys and Seven Sisters take for granted.

If Wellesley College, is Hogwarts, then Brandeis is the Xavier School for Gifted Youngsters--yes, it is populated by mutants, but as you can see, mutants can kick ass and be cool, too.
1: Dude, why can't Usdan be open earlier?
Reff: Hey Brandeis University student, would you like some cheese with that whine?

Non-Jew: Where's this party that everyone goes to on Friday nights?
Jew: It's called services?
by LiveattheSchwarzenegger September 19, 2005
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Jonathan Brandis

Jonathan was an amazing actor. The most beautiful human that ever walked on earth. Everyone loved him and cared for him. He was a gift from god.
Jonathan Brandis is perfect, no one can not love him.
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Leave her alone, she's got the jan bradies today. Her parents bought her brother a new car.
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Brundies

1. Noun. Plural. A combination of the two words "Bras" and "Undies". Encompasses both previously mentioned clothing articles, or can be used to describe any (conventional) female undergarments. Merged for greater convenience. Cannot be used as a singular.
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"Brandise is so sweet. Why is she so quiet?"
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Brandeis Binary Scale

The fact that girls at Brandeis don't fit a normal distribution, but a Bernoulli distribution when rated.
1 and 0. Fuckable or not.
Yeah man. It is impossible to rate girls at Brandeis. Over there, there is a binary scale. 1 and 0, either you want to fuck her or not. Famous as the Brandeis Binary Scale.
by theboogeyboogeyman February 14, 2018
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Brandis

An amazing person with high sex appeal and a wide experience with the imagination, which includes geek qualities, althought the geekiness is made up for in bed.
Brandis has quite an amazing position.
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