Brambled

(1) To benefit from a slack piece of defending.

(2) To be raped

(1) I brambled in the first goal after the defender bumped into Jean-Alain Boumsong and fell over.

(2) Someone call the police! I've just been brambled.

by Meliquiades September 25, 2010

Bramble

Protector, explorer, survivor, coloniser of waste ground; fixes nitrogen in the earth, and provides shelter for new trees to take root and grow. Provides cover and food for animals and insects, the blackberry is very nutritious to all.

The bramble has colonised the waste ground providing nature's nursery from which new trees can seed and grow into beautiful woodland habitat, benefiting many systems of existence.

by fkmonsta February 5, 2010

brambles

stubby ball hairs on your sack after shaving.

I just shaved and my brambles are itching, i need to free ball it for a week.

by Jonn Stewart August 18, 2009

Bramble

Excessive amount of neck hair that accumulates in between hair cuts.

"Hey Adam, can you cut my bramble? That worthless excuse for a hairstylist, Jodi forgot to line me up.

...Ohh yeah, take a seat on that that toilet, bro"

by Itsmeetrain September 30, 2009

Bramble

To be an enthusiastic retard with an annoying personality with an even more annoying laugh

"Why are you behaving so Bramble all of a sudden??? "

"Bro, stop Brambling"

"That weed Brambled the fuck out of me"

by lolmania September 22, 2014

Bramble

The exact embodiment of chemistry itself. single handedly, he discovered all forms of science. He is God

He has never had a midlife crisis because his life is amazing

Greetings Mr. Bramble, my lord and savior

by OmniPresident May 22, 2018

Bramble

1. (n) A threat by your girlfriend to be punched in the a**hole.

2. (v) To be punched in the a**hole by your girlfriend

Dude, she was so pissed last night, he totally got brambled.

by kd768 April 12, 2011