Brainal

When you hear something so intellectually stimulating it feels like your brain is being penetrated

Russ: "I wanna fuck the shit of you ... mentally"
Girl: "Yes please brainally penetrate me daddy"

by Joosy June 2, 2018

Bratja

Russian for Brother
Popularity of the word and song are from the anime Fullmetal Alchemist

Did you hear Vic Mignogna singing Bratja?

He sounds so amazing, his voice makes me melt

by animerika October 13, 2006

Briaja

A girl who has a fat ass & small tits she's a freak in the sheets , she has a big smile with big teeth but she's still beautiful , shes mean only when she has to be ! She has a resting bitch face but when u get to know her she's actually fun to talk to she is a good friend an you would be stupid to fuck her over

Briaja looks sexy today

I wish Briaja would notice me

by Janice even August 2, 2016

braian

Also known as a Richard because of his dickness, but than apolijizes for his wrong doings. Sweet, sexy, handsome, and caring guy when he wants to be. Best fuck you could possibly have. Very concieted. A great friend. Always trying to do things for others, and also sometimes a very bad trouble maker. Usually the race of high power mexican. Can act really crazy at times. Likes to smoke massive amounts of marijuana and consumes alcohol. Has uncontrollable anger issues, sometimes resulting in broken things. Has a big dick too.

I need a Braian in my life.

by ganjagoblin September 30, 2011

Brainanagasm

A mix of braingasm and bananagasm.

Sam jut had a brainanagasm.

by darrencrissishot February 18, 2011

Brainjacking

The act of achieving orgasm and/or genital secretion via ones thought process with no physical aide whatsoever.

"I had this raging hard on last night and all I could think about was Tyler Perry dressed up as Madea. Unfortunately I was too drunk to masturbate before I fell asleep. Shortly thereafter I was fairly certain I woke up pissing my pants. Once I came to, thankfully, I had realized I was only brainjacking." - Michael Richards

Albert: (sees Mikey making a face) Is he taking a dump?
Mollie: No, he's thinking real hard! - Look Who's Talking (1989)

by Mr. Douchébag November 27, 2009

Brainache

A condition under which the sufferer's brain physically aches. The brain shuts down normal functions and refuses to work with you to achieve anything.

Leads to confusion, inertia, drowsiness, blank staring, unresponsiveness, nonsensical gibberings, numbness of the senses, difficulty in forming or grasping simple thoughts and concepts and immobilisation of the body.

Commonly a result of overindulgence in intoxicants of various forms, lack of sleep and/or workaholism.

E.g

Person one: Heya, how're you today?

Sufferer: uhhhhh

Person one: Whats up? Are you ok?

Sufferer: uhhh errrr brainache... meh

by Spoontastic January 8, 2010