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braden

A very saucy fellow, who often finds himself busting a flow or busting down a swisher. Rarely found around stupid beezies, fat beezies, or gay men, a Braden is somebody you can always count on, before he's high. He has a great sense of humor and will drop 5 on a blunt, prefers OG kush over anything else on the planet.
I need to cop a sack, im going to hit my boy Braden.
by bluntman23 December 14, 2010
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braden

A complete heart-breaker. Breaks girls hearts all the time because of his high-ass standards.
Girl1: is that Braden?
Girl2: yeah, he broke my heart last week.
by Brianbrain August 6, 2016
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braden

braden is a very down to earth guy. very popular and hot. all the girls want him. although he dosent date anyone. he is the biggest flirt in the school, but who can blame him? that black hair that is always just in the perfect spot, their brown eyes. that smile could meant anyone's heart. absolutely one to look after, because one day when he does start dating, he won't be a big flirt, he will have one girl he loves, and nobody is gonna get in the way of him. between him and sports, he is unstoppable.
person 1: guess who slammed my locker in the hall trying to flirt
person 2: oh, that must have been braden , he does that to mine all the time
by bbgbamer October 12, 2017
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braden

braden has a huge dick
by 12/26/17 October 17, 2019
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braden

braden is one of the nicest guys you’ll ever meet. he is kind, funny, and very flirty. he’s such an amazing person, and treats people every well. anyone who meets a braden is extremely luck to have them in their life, and should be extremely happy because of him. ;)
Braden is the best thing to ever happen to someone.
by Ella Sells May 27, 2019
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braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.
Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden
by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019
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braden

son of a bitch. doesn't really understand the way the world works. a braden usually doesn't care about anyone besides themselves and they'll do nothing but whine until they get what they want. not someone you wanna get close to unless you call 500,000 miles close.
That Braden guy, yeah he's an ass.
by picturetoburn November 21, 2010
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