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Established by General Pershing, many Mexican towns along the USA border have these Boys Towns. The idea was originally designed for American soldiers to release their sexual tension on Mexican prostitutes. Now it is just a money pit for gringos that are too worthless to get laid here in Texas. It's always wise to have a Spanish speaking Mexican American with the group, in order to avoid getting mugged. Also bring several 20 dollar bills in case you need to bribe Los Federales. Be sure to tip your cab driver generously on your way in and out. The Boys Town in Nuevo Laredo is the most renowned of all of them. The primary attraction is the donkey show. Every night the donkey show bar has a central area where gringos and some Mexicanos surround. The spectators begin throwing crumbled up one dollar bills into the "area". If enough money gets in there, then a waiter brings out the "donkey". Usually the money throwing continues. As the cash flow increases the senorita comes out and begins performing sex acts on the donkey. She will first arouse the donkey and then put an extra large condom on it. Usually she will sodomize the donkey with oral first, and if enough money comes in then she will finish the donkey off with vaginal. If the donkey ejaculates, she will remove the condom and chunk it into the crowd and one poor soul will be screwed.
It's a good thing we had Fernando leading our group. He's a boys town veteran. Now I need to go to the clinic and get tested.
by Texas Man June 28, 2010
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boys town

a place for juvenile delinquents to go, if the state places them there or if their parents are mad rich. they serve a wide variety of teenagers of all ethnicities, using a catholic/christian curriculum in school and psychological "teaching model" in the homes.

the homes are comfortable, with a max of eight youth to a house. in charge of each house are a family teaching couple and an assistant family teacher, which is a fancy way of saying foster parents and an assistant.

it's a good place. without it, i'd still be drunk and/or on coke, lsd, and robitussin all the time, probably unemployed, and maybe homeless.
the kid stole a car and sold it to buy weed, and got arrested for it. so instead of sending him to jail, his probation officer got him referred to boys town. two years later, he was sober and ready to go into the real world and make something of himself. boys town rules...
by nick rules January 2, 2007
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BOYTOWN

A red-light town in Mexico that is made for men to enjoy.
Full of strip clubs and whore houses where men can watch the donkey show, golden shower, and even choose a stripper
to take to a backroom and pay off for sex.
Hey, Cancun sucks...lets go to a boytown where we can get some real action!!!
by DeTwan July 22, 2007
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Boyston Cottage

The place where u send things u dont really want to do. Derived from the word boycott - BOYston COTTage.

Can also be used as an excuse for not doing something.
Place - not gonna go to work today, iv sent it to boyston cottage.
Excuse - "why arent u coming out tomorro?", sorry, cant, im going to boyston cottage.
by ste b November 17, 2003
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bostown

To panic at the sight of an unkown object, and call out the bomb squad. A compound of owned and Boston.
I accidentally left my toolbox in the lobby and they called the bomb squad to detonate it. I was bostowned
by hampro February 5, 2007
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Boys Town

Boys pack up we are going to Boys Town.
by naybruh January 19, 2022
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