Borisgasm

The ultimate explosive climax of uncontrollable, incomprehensible chuntering in response to a question of mild difficulty or due to the early state of arousal.

In response to a question, the prime minister had a Borisgasm that left him quivering.

by ryc10 June 29, 2020

boozegasm

The feeling of euphoria one enjoys after having a few shots of booze especially when with bromigos.

I like my friends’ company so much when we are drinking booze. Everytime we drink together, I have an absolute boozegasm.

by worthy1097 April 15, 2022

boregasm

the minimally satisfying culmination of a lackluster sexual encounter

Ok, this is going nowhere, and I have to work in the morning. Time to boregasm and get the hell out of here.

by jmusc February 4, 2010

Boregasm

Noun. Something you have when you're having sex with someone that is very dull in bed because of lack of knowledge and skill. A boregasm is of little intensity and is oftentimes acheived by your own assistance.

"I'm horny as a toad. I'll call David... He isn't very exciting but I'm desperate. He's good for a boregasm or two if I'm lucky. "

OR

Man: "Was that 5 minutes of heaven for you too?"
Woman: "Yeah. I was able to have a boregasm, if that's what you're asking."

by Vavoom42 October 15, 2009

Boregasm

n / v1 - An orgasm achieved by pure boredom

n / v2 - Masturbating to nothing in particular, out of boredom

n / v3 - An orgasm achieved by listening to any song by Borgore, due to it's filthiness

1 - Holy christ... Why won't the f***ing history teacher just shut up?! I swear, I can feel a boregasm arising.

2 - So bored... I feel so worthless. I boregasmed like 3 times today, 'cause I had nothing better to do

3 - AF;AJF;LDSKFHHFJAFHJAKLFJA;907u79873j90 sorry, I was listening to Love by Borgore, and I boregasmed all over the keyboard. I had to clean the crap off my keyboard. Totally wasn't expecting that first drop.

by Netugi January 26, 2011

boregasm

When you get so bored you just start masturbating out of sheer despair.

I was bored last night I started masturbating for something to do, though boregasms are not as satisfying as sex...

by Ovidien February 18, 2007

boregasm

noun, verb: the result of or act of reaching the apex or climax of boredom; Filling one's capacity for boredom to the extreme boundary

Dude, this class is so boring that I just boregasmed

Oh yeah? Well I had three classes today...triple boregasm.

by Caitlin+Courtney March 4, 2008