bovidence

potentially hazardous items of foodstuff wrappery that are destined to clash headlong with a bovate's sense of right and wrong. And bring you immense grief for, (wait for it), no apparent sensical reason.

"Did you enjoy that twisty fries and milkshake, oh downtrodden colleague of mine?"
"Yes, it war tres filling, though a little wrong."
"Be sure to hide the bovidence."
"I shall. Thank you for the valuable advice."

by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004

Bovid-91

A severe disease that can lead to symptoms like bofing, loss of baste, and eventually maybe beath. Another word for the Boronavirus

Bob-"Hey why are you not a school today"
Joey-"I got Bovid-91"

by CheesiLudi February 8, 2022

bevvid

pissed or completely pissed out ur face on off ya fukin head

'shes fukin bevvid'
i woz eya bevvid 2 fuk

by reppin hudds August 8, 2006

BOVID

BOVID is a play on the words Bovine and COVID. Abnormally large cattle and people who are unsure about being sick with the CoronaVirus, would be called BOVID infected.

Where is john?
BOVID.

Yo, that's a big cow.

Yeah, he's got BOVID

by BOVID19 January 13, 2022

bovid

just some fucking covid variant mispelled for the love of fuck

"guys i have bovid"
"shut the fuck up fuck off you fucking fuck."

by parkhaesoo <3 February 24, 2022

Bovid

The year a girl has a boy come in her life. Since that year, she catches BOVID and recovery is not sure, impact can last for life.

Some Lucky Single: So when did you get hitched?
Me: I got BOVID in 2019 and if only I could turn back time.

by smol.kibbles November 14, 2022