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Bourne Porn 

The thrill that men (often those over the age of 35) derive from watching the Jason Bourne Trilogy films.
"My bloke was happy last night, The Bourne Ultimatum was on Sky so he got a fix of Bourne Porn."
Bourne Porn by Kernow babe February 11, 2009

Bourne High School 

A small public school located in the first town on Cape Cod. Most of the students don't seem to realize that they live on Cape and insist upon being "gangsta". Others realize they are from the Cape and wear more Abercrombie than is really necessary at any given time. Still some think they are being "unique" or "alternative" by smoking the abundance of marijuana available and listening to Led Zeppelin . BHS's mascot is the canalman and its color is purple. In the way of athletics the school fails at pretty much everything with the exception of volleyball.
Person 1: "I go to Bourne High School now."
Person 2: "Do you play volleyball?"
Person 1: "No, football."
Person 2: "That sucks..."
Bourne High School by Canalman November 16, 2009

Bourne Night 

A "Bourne Night" is the Act of Consuming a level of alcahol that results in memory loss to the Extent that very little or nothing can be Remembered of the Drunk Period once sober. The name is derived from the popular Bourne films in which the protagonist has no memory of certain events.
Dean: "I cant belive you tried to drink toilet water last night man!"

Tyler: "Really? I cant remember"

Dean: "Bourne Night, Yeah?"

Tyler: "Yeahhhhh"
Bourne Night by Staticdeano February 28, 2009

Bourne It 

To run away or hide, usually from some one in a position of authority or legally standing
Shit why the fuck did you smash that 247 window dude? I can see a police officer heading right over here... Fucking Bourne It!
Bourne It by Banffscott May 23, 2008

Bourne Academy 

A school which is full of Year 7s acting like roadmen, teachers who don't give a shit about their job, doing something small will land you in detention and Year 11s dating Year 7 and Year 9 girls. You'd be better off missing out on secondary education if you have to go here.
"Oh shit, I have to go to that school!"
"What school?"
"Bourne Academy"
"Wish you luck mate"
Bourne Academy by Doomer_Chiaki September 22, 2020

bourne high school drama club 

The only good part of Bourne High School. Will forever be known for there crazy directer, 1 guy to every 10 girls and a dumb rehearsal hours. There best productions were Wizard of Oz, Little mermaid and Suessical. They have everything from amazing singers, surprising hot fuck boys and winning states during festival for there showing of "The Childrens Hour" we have really smart asian techies and no social lives. Fuck your homework and sports as well.
Person 1: Do you wanna hang out this weekend

Person 2; No sorry I cant, I have rehearsal

Person 1: Again? For what?
person 2: Bourne High School Drama Clubs production of "Filder On The Roof"