Bothing

When you vomit and have diarrhea simultaneously, most likely caused by food poisoning ; the 5000% most nightmarish thing that can happen to a human being.

Dining at Chipotle is straight risky business; you'll most likely end up in the bathroom bothing all over and inside the toilette and trashcan.

by gyaradocious September 4, 2019

Bothing

Bluffing + Nothing = Bothing
When your pissed but you say that you’re okay.

Sammy Bear: Are you ok with me hanging out with Flare??
Llama: ....
Sammy Bear: Whats wrong??
Llama: Bothing.

by The Realesttssssss June 12, 2018

bothin'

To be in such a state as to smoke marijuana and drink alcohol simultaneously. Invented by Georgian indie boys in the mid-2000s, the term quickly spread to Tennessee as a white kid's version of "crunk". Avoided by frat boys, "bothin'" is used almost exclusively by the musically and poetically inclined. Not to be confused with the emo boy variation, "catatonically depressed".

When we arrived at the soiree, John was passed out on the sofa with a bottle in one hand and a joint in the other. Clearly he had been bothin'.

by Mashugah May 18, 2010

bethinator

Person with a very large heart. Tries her best to always please others, although sometimes falls short in the kitchen. Majority of her culinary creations, while usually look mouth watering, lack in the flavor department. The best way approach the bethinator in this situation is to calmly offer some constructive criticism. Never cross her the wrong way though, serious repercussions will arise. Never spill anything sticky on the floor. If this accident happens be sure to clean immediately before she notices. Remember her vision is based on messes, clutter, and horse play.

diesel sit! I need to wipe your paws. You cant make a mess or the bethinator will see.

by J-Gutes March 23, 2011

Bothana

The sweetest and most Genuine girl out there. She loves the beach and all things ocean related. Shark week is meant for her she lives and breathes sharks. This avid book reader will remind you of their love every day and will care about you forever. If you have a Bothana as a friend she is loyal and loving.

"hey did you hear Bothana is coming to the gathering?"
"Oh man I'm so excited she is the absolute best person ever"

by Cheeseburger pineapple August 22, 2022

bothing

the simultaneous act of vomiting and defecating.

Tom ate some bad chicken and had to miss work because he was bothing something fierce.

by naked big guy October 20, 2009

Bothing

Masturbating with both of your hands

Marn: i saw a porn star bothing on this girl
Finn: I saw that too

by PooperLooping May 13, 2021