batebro

A really good friend that u can just masturbate with often while watching some porn.

Looking for a batebro

by Gayrose July 21, 2019

Boebert

N: A handjob given in a theater full of families

I went to Beetlejuice last night; and my congresswoman gave me a Boebert.

by IdolOfMillions September 16, 2023

boebert

An over the pants handjob

"She wouldn't go all the way so I had to settle for a quick boebert"

by dnev8730 September 19, 2023

Lauren Boebert

-Lor-en Bo-burt (/ˈlɔr.ən ˈboʊ.bɜrt/)
Noun, sexual act,

The act of a female giving an over-the-pants handjob to a male partner, whilst in a dark public setting,

"oh man, I took my Tinder date to the movies and she gave me a Lauren Boebert"

by HankPecker69420 October 3, 2023

botello

people that are pretty much awesome at everything

person: Dude, did you see those botellos?!?!

other person: yeh. they were insanely awesome at everything

by eanaj December 29, 2008

boebert

semen after it's been in an asshole

Don't slip in that boebert.

by nzbs33k3r November 12, 2020

bodeboop

The feeling of pure anguish and despair in the act of toe stubbing, only felt by robots

As Rosie, the Jetsons' robot, was cleaning the kitchen, she stubbed her mechanical toe against the table and felt intense bodeboop.

by I want to see the manager February 12, 2020