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Boredom Jerk

An act when a young male has literaly nothing to do, and jerks-off. However since its an unscheduld jerk-off it will take longer, and he will most likly have to swtich arms at one point. Also during some point during the Boredom Jerk, a yawn may take place.
"There was nothing on tv last night so i had a Boredom Jerk. It took forever! I had to switch to my left arm because my right went into muscle failure. I almost didn't finish, I was getting really tired."
by Awesome Oh April 20, 2009
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Bedroom

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boredom

A severe disease infecting millions of people all over the world is which they constantly exhibit certain behaviours like lack of movement, construction of various pointless structures, doodling, talking about pointless things, and making definitions on UrbanDictionary.com.

There is no known cure, though the symptoms do seem to fade when victim is introduced to something time consuming or slightly entertaining, such as television or counting nails in a wall.

Though is it a very severe and wide-spread epidemic, it is not fatal, though attempts to get rid of the disease have known to be fatal at times.
I made a really long paper clip chain. Want to take pictures of it?
by Z October 3, 2004
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boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.
e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.
by The Spike February 21, 2007
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Bedroom Friend

someone you're sleeping with but not actually in a relationship with,
a nicer way of saying fuck buddy
Stan - "who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Matt - "oh that's Sarah, she's my Bedroom Friend"
by c.see April 12, 2010
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bedroom rockstar

A mediocre electric guitar player that posts videos of him/her playing popular songs covers on YouTube. Uses way too much distortion, override and chorus effects.
Little Wing is played in clean sound, not in this bedroom rockstar style.
by xktybot December 15, 2009
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Epic Boredom

The highest level of boredom, where you will do anything regardless of the consequences just to have something to do.
"I'm suffering from epic boredom today so I'm driving to New Jersey for no reason."
by deadlegendary February 25, 2010
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