Bootcampsturbate

The act of masturbating to your smoking girlfriend in a risky boot camp bathroom, dropping the picture through your legs into the toilet, and then leaning forward to retrieve it, only to learn that the toilets are sensor activated and that your picture is forever lost into the abyss of disappointment and nothingness.

When you Bootcampsturbate, be sure to use a photo you're comfortable with losing.

by A disappointed Navy recruit January 13, 2014

Boot Camp

A reality show similar to Survivor that was cancelled when people found out that it was rigged.

They don't even show re-runs of Boot Camp.

by Alfie The Horndog March 10, 2007

boot camp

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.

Alright you're going to boot camp

by 1069 November 11, 2006

Military Boot Camp

A building or facility in which people who have been recruited into the military are sent to in order to begin and finish their training.

James and Johnny are joining the air force, wait until they get a load of military boot camp!

by Strawberry Pterodactyls August 16, 2018

Grandpa's Boot Camp

When the elderly is admitted to a rehab center for physical or occupational therapy.

Grandpa's Boot Camp is for new admittance, with strict discipline regime

by grandaughter June 9, 2010

bootycamp

Two or more people getting together, isolating themselves and fucking each others asses off for some period of time. All in the aim of getting a lot more skilled in said activity.

What are you planning for this weekend?

Nick said he'd take me to bootycamp.

Oh my, you won't be able to walk for a week!

by Lapsus Digitalis September 9, 2013

Boot Camp

When you plan to have a booty call spend the night.

I need to check the locks on my doors, Alison Lohman is coming over for Boot Camp tonight!

by Skurvy23 July 8, 2009