Mr.Boofington

When a man gets so high that he calls 911 on himself

911: hi what is your emergency
Asian dude: hi, I’m high and need to get un high
*911 to officer* we’ve got a Mr.Boofington

by PullTheTriggaFigga September 21, 2018

booking up

The act of meeting a girl and instead of getting her number, remembering her name and looking her up on Facebook. Then proceeding to masturbate to her. An alternate form of hooking up.

Man, I booked up with 3 girls last night!

I love booking up with chicks!

by russian reversal November 10, 2008

baby booking

Juvenile detention center

"You better have your toothbrush, son. Because its baby booking for you tonight" - Sergeant Carver

by rodriguezhec November 24, 2006

Booping

The action of tapping ones nose in an affectionate way.

1. I am booping my girlfriends nose while we are cuddling

2. I booped my dogs nose while petting him.

by Draskus June 23, 2019

boobing

Verb

1. The act of watching a Ranboo stream

2. The act of being Ranboo and doing literally anything

Comes from the Root noun: Boober

Person 1: Hey wanna play Minecraft

Person 2: Maybe later, im boobing right now

by Oliveebread October 22, 2022

booring

A splice of the English 'boring' and 'boor.' This delightful wordplay, suggests the combination of extreme boredom and a kind of passive rudeness that is so contemptuous as to make one wish to vomit. Syn: passe ennui.

That post-Lacanian treatise on Freud's top-left underwear drawer was so 'booring' as to make me vomit.

by snellite September 12, 2009

booking a whammer

Prison slang for giving another inmate a blow job.

Frank the Rat's tough guy prison reputation would be hurt if someone caught him booking a whammer.

by Patrick Allen Jones February 24, 2008