bootfucked

1. Upon the start up of your computer it emits a horrible screaming noise, like it is being violated and then promptly dies.

2. to feel like your anal region has been violated with incredible force.

1. Jim, what's wrong with my PC? I started it up and it screamed at me and turned off.
Well Jane, it looks as if your computer is bootfucked.

2. "I took a crap so huge that after I was done it felt like I had been bootfucked by a skinhead."

by Tigertosser December 6, 2004

bootfucker

A complete spaz who has done something to really bad to piss you off.

lee you bootfucker! look what you did to my new sketchers

by the.penguin September 24, 2008

boobfuck

v.When a male has sexual intercourse with just one of a females breasts, usually the male is pointing and pushing the erect penis directly at or into the females nipple and has sex with her breast.

"That guy got to boobfuck his girlfriends larger boob directly into and against her nipple."

by big boob fucker December 23, 2009

Boofuck

a word that is used to discribe displeasure

Oh Boofuckery!

by adiemus8455 February 26, 2011

bookfuck

To open a book, lube up the pages, then place your member in and slam it shut and make sweet love to your book.

Well i was studying last night and my book really started looking good, so i lubed up and bookfucked that algebra book hard

by TheGreatDomini May 5, 2008

Boonfuck

Middle of nowhere. Usually refers to a small town in Texas.

Tyler: "Hey man where are you going to school?"
Kevin: "UMHB"
Tyler: "Where the hell is that?!?!?!"
Kevin: "Boonfuck Texas!"

by K-Ray 88 October 24, 2008

bootfuck

when you kick someones rez door really fucking hard with the back of your heel

"I bootfucked kimberlys door last night, because she was a bitchass to me."

by BarnesCHOPS October 11, 2009