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bookstorm

When an author has their books on Amazon and other such sites receive multiple low score reviews in response to something retarded that they have said, even if whatever they were talking about may have had nothing to do with the books. Usually, people who bookstorm haven't actually read the books themselves, leaving reviews such as "Well, if this author feels qualified to talk about things they know nothing about, then I do too."
Dr. Carole Lieberman said that video games cause rape. In response, she got bookstormed on Amazon by gamers.
by FataMorganaPseudonym February 28, 2011
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Bookstore Chic

A type of formal attire that empowers an individual to look elegant yet allows their personality to shine through, and is particularly fitting for bookstore weddings. Think, Woody Allen meets James Bond, or a cross between Daisy Buchanan and Beyonce.
Uncle Jesse, you look so "bookstore chic", any chance you will be dancing the night away at a bookstore wedding tonight?
by Hey Buddy!!! September 15, 2013
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Bookstore Meat

people will only begin to understand it if they accept the bookstore meat
You want some bookstore meat Francesca?”
“What’s bookstore meat Taylor”
“Just accept it and you’ll see the glory 🥩 “
by Bookstore meat October 17, 2020
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bookstagram

A kick-ass social platform for professional booknerds - and by "professional", I mean even those who sit in their pjs under comfy blankets in a cozy place with a good book.
It's main base is on Instagram and you can see it by using #bookstagram and trust me, you'll find a HUMONGOUS amount of booklovers who share your taste and welcome you into the bookstagram community with open arms.
Person 1: Did you hear about Cassandra Clare's new book she released?"
Person 2: "OMG yes!! I bet it's gonna be all over bookstagram! I've gotta buy it and post about it too!"
Person 1: "It'll look sooo good on your shelves! Let me take a #shelfie!"
by bookishstarlight March 4, 2017
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bookstore

A horrible, horrible place located on college campuses throughout the United States. One of the few places in the nation where highway robbery and wallet rape is still legal and encouraged. When you walk in be prepared to drop $200 on a stupid hard cover book that you will use at most for three months and then never again (note: this is per class). Prior to walking in, be sure to savor the last few steps of pain free existence for the next several days, because once you walk out you will feel anally pillaged and violated.
John: "Dude are you ok I see you are walking with a gimp?"

Steve: "I will be fine in a couple days. My asshole just needs to recover from the pounding it took at the bookstore. I mean $230 for a book? I wouldn't even pay that much for sex let alone some stupid book."

John: "I know what you mean man. I was ravished by the bookstore just last week."
by SHUPat January 24, 2012
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Bonkistan

Bonkistan(also known as the UBSR) is a nation within the bonk vs horny roleplay. The nation is on the bonk side of the war hence the name bonkistan. The nation is ironically communist.
Person 1: Join bonkistan!
Person 2: Ok!
by Heldshift November 30, 2021
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Bookstore bum

A person who regularly spends several hours inside a bookstore without the intention of ever buying anything.

The most despicable behaviors of a bookstore bum include but are not limited to: pulling umpteen magazines off the rack and getting oily disgusting fingers on most pages then leaving every molested book and magazine adrift, reading in the prone position in the middle of an aisle, and wasting away sleeping in a chair that was provided for actual customers.
Actual bookstore customer: "I would love to take a look down the non-fiction section but there is a grown man sprawled out in the aisle like a child while reading Harry Potter. They've got to do something about these bookstore bums!"
by JMoney2000 May 15, 2014
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