bodyboarding

The gayest thing you can ever do while riding a wave. A sport that requires no skill at all. Bodyboarders like to imagine that their sport is harder than surfing and they are more "hardcore", but just about everbody knows, they arent. Ohh and around here in southern california most of them seem to have their ears peirced like little fags

the difference between some one who is into surfing and another peopson into bodyboarding


Surfer-"Hey man, wanna go surfing?"

Bodyboarder-"Surfing, your such a pussy, why dont you stop being a little pussy and just lay down on your board asshole"

Surfer-"okay dude, relaz..forget it"

Bodyboarder-"nah bra..you chill...i have my fucking ears pierced you cant even come close to my skillzzz....i am to hardcore for you

by thatonesurferked December 17, 2008

Bootybeard

When a man(or in rare and disturbing cases a woman) has an abundance of Ass-hair. The rule of thumb is typically when it's long enough to snag with a comb.

If it gets too hot I usually go commando. My Bootybeard is just too thick to put on another layer.

by Master chunks November 3, 2020

boobybear

Often the nickname of a significant other. They often are seen plastered eating nappies at McDanks.

I love my little boobybear. She's so kind and just rubs me the right way

by peenswhiffer November 27, 2022

bodyboarding

the gayest thing u can do in the surf

"hey look at me i can lay down!!"
"wow man ur so good at bodyboarding can u teach me how?"

by yeiw October 18, 2008

Bodyboard

A rectangular piece of foam used to ride ocean waves. The species that uses this board is a type of hybrid. They are believed to be half human mixed with some kind of invertebrate. This half-breed can not walk, so it uses Bodyboards to travel. They are most often seen at bad beach breaks. The species that uses this piece of foam are growing at an alarming rate. The animals that uses Bodyboards were once consider the nerdiest something could every be, but now are only no cool.

Look at all those half-breeds riding Bodyboards out there

by go0 May 14, 2011

BodyBoarder

Body boarder aka. sponger is a being of lesser mental capacity who haven't figured out that Body Boarding is represented as being a pussy who don't have enough balls to stand up and surf like a real man.

hey that bodyBoarder just dropped in on me what a fag.
yes why don't they realize that surfing is the only way to go.
its not their fault they are naturally retarded.

by sponger hater May 22, 2009

boobybladder

(v.)When a girl goes down on a guy, he pokes her in the eye with his wang.

Dude, that girl got some boobybladder last night.

by Horndog September 28, 2003