bonzai 

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

bonzai by plumpkin October 1, 2005

bonzai 

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

bonzai by Markian May 10, 2005

bonzai 

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

bonzai by Connor G August 2, 2006

Bonzai 

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed

Bonzai squat form, teammate!

Bonzai by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016

bonzai 

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

bonzai by 20grand November 23, 2007

Bonzai 

A word that means a beat has dropped and or someone is making a awesome beat

YOOOO THIS GUY IS MAKING THE BIGGEST BONZAI (thats what she said)

Bonzai by B_____________________ December 21, 2019

Bonzai 

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick

Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!

Bonzai by shan onyx January 18, 2022