Bonzai

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.

He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.

by I Like Pizza Rolls November 10, 2009

Bonzai

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'

*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!

Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency

by Paleosis February 15, 2018

Bonzai

When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"

dude, this hot Korean chick was giving me head last night and then she just bonzaied all over my raging ten inch boner.

by In Yo Mouth May 5, 2010

Bonzai

It is actually a miniature tree type.But in Turkey it is a weed type.They sell it in ghettos.It has so much chemicals and can make you die.Be careful.

Bro i think they are high.High on bonzai.

by ramonathequeen May 11, 2016

Bonzai

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed

Bonzai squat form, teammate!

by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016

bonzai sledding

The act of backcountry sledding, during winter, in the woods, usually off trail, and often in the woods, where broken bones are common.

"Man I just went bonzai sledding with a bunch of suocers and I think I bruised my tail bone, and my pants grew a new bogina!"

"That's cool... you need a beer?"

"Yeah. Thanks."

by Alpha_Tom November 12, 2008

bonzai tankbuster

when a chick is laying spread eagle on a bed and a guy jumps on top of her and tries to get his dick inside of her as soon as he lands. the guy usually has a running start. note: it can be very painful if he misses. injury can cause internal bleeding and/or a broken penis

dude im still limping from when i missed that bonzai tankbuster i did on your sister last night

by iamhuskie June 11, 2006