bonzai

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

The Spanish for bonzai is "bonzo" and the French is "bongay"

by plumpkin October 1, 2005

bonzai

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

omg, that baby elephant is so bonzai

by Markian May 10, 2005

bonzai

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

Harlan and I Bonzaid Raymond so hard he started to bleed because we ripped his face to pieces.

Connor and I Bonzaid Ray so hard off my pool deck, that he started to cry and said his brain was bleeding.

by Connor G August 2, 2006

Bonzai

adj: wicked cool, perfect even in the details, well coiffed

Bonzai squat form, teammate!

by Richard the Lyonheart November 17, 2016

bonzai

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

sumo wrestlers ready?
*in a fat tone* yes
BONZAI!!

by 20grand November 23, 2007

Bonzai

A word that means a beat has dropped and or someone is making a awesome beat

YOOOO THIS GUY IS MAKING THE BIGGEST BONZAI (thats what she said)

by B_____________________ December 21, 2019

Bonzai

Typically used as an exclamatory utterance in the throes of passion, when male or female or both, reach apex ecstasy of “boom-boom-sexy-play-time-CHOO-CHOO”; also, a miniature tree that requires pristine grooming frequently, but swears that it has nothing to do with the size of his dick

Dude: OMG I’m gonna cum!
Girl: OMG I’m cumming!
Dude & Girl: BONZAI!!!

by shan onyx January 18, 2022