bonneted

A couple that engaged in sex as the the girl lay on the bonnet (hood) of a car.

Tina was bonneted by Joe last night. I saw them on his Ferrari whilst driving through the park.

by Shameless Doer October 27, 2012

meat bonnet

when a girls pussy lips are so large that you can pull them down and tie them off under your chin and wear her pussy like a hat.

last night my ears were cold so I put on lisa's meat bonnet to keep warm while watching Matlock.

by shades1 March 4, 2011

Bonnets

A lit team of girls that have been brought together by the force of love to form this universal word that can be used to describe anything, primarily used to describe the littest, the whackest and the sexiest group of girls around!

Look it’s the bonnets the whackest chicks around

by Officialbonnet October 26, 2017

butt bonnet

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.

My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

Douche Bonnet

A derogatory term for someone with a tendency to spoil things, or create problems.

eg. "Everyone was keen to head to the after hours club, but Mark made us drive him home. What a douche bonnet."

by Berus November 14, 2011

taint bonnet

garment for dogs that like to drag their asses on the carpet.
--also, used alternately with douchebag or pansy.

--Don't be such a taint bonnet!
--We knew James was a taint bonnet when he pansied out.
--My dog, Honey, tore through 12 taint bonnets when she ate the bowl of refried beans I accidentally left on the floor.

by RatDog904 July 28, 2011

Spunk bonnet

When a single man has not changed his bed linen for months .

" Getting into bed last night was like lifting the bonnet of a ford capri , a Spunk bonnet "

by Yolo4ever February 16, 2014