bonerfold 

When there is a fold around the crotch area of your pants giving the illusion that you have a boner.

Caused by inadequate or improper ironing. Often happens when sitting down.

John: Hey, I didn't know this train ride turned you on.

Bob: Sorry man, just got a bonerfold.

bonerfold by Scarface89 August 31, 2012

bonerfood 

a really hot girl (guy), who is likely to give a man an erection

"dude, that angelina jolie is primo bonerfood"

bonerfood by Yamsmoker May 23, 2008

bonerhood 

On the road to getting an erection or a boner (boh-n-er)

When she showed me breast cleavage i was on the roead to bonerhood.

bonerhood by aw fgghh April 29, 2015