Bonejury

When you have sex 12-15 times (minimum) per day and your boner specifically is injured. This is not to be confused with a broken boner as this is the result of successful sex.

"Sorry babe I can't do it in the shower. I have a bonejury from last night."

by Mister Falcon January 19, 2009

Bonjouraille

When you greet strangers in two languages in order to be welcoming and hospitable. Illegal in some places.

Store clerk :“Bonjour, hi!”
Customer A : “Bonjour !”
Customer B : “It’s not safe ton bonjouraille around these parts.”
Customer C : “Oh shit, cops ! Run away you fools !”

by Cawrl February 26, 2018

Bonjoured

To be abruptly woken up by some knob head shouting in their sleep.

I got bonjoured by Will last night again. Spent the rest of the night with one eye open.

by Juk3sie December 17, 2022

oui oui bonjour coco

a way to say "hi! Ily and you're the best person in the world" platonically to someone named coco
this is the perfect way to show your appreciation to them :)

person 1: oui oui bonjour coco!

someone named coco: oh thank you <3

by ghosty vey October 20, 2021

Bonjour

The French greeting used most often. Translated to good day

Elodie: Bonjour monsieur
Cody: Good day to you too madame

by Secretive secret January 1, 2019

Bonecourse

The act of discussing and having discourse over if Bones are flesh or not.

The bone is flesh and the flesh is bone.

“Hey duds are coming to the bonecourse tomorrow?”
“Yeah Hahn, I’ll be there!”

by Bonecourse October 16, 2020

bonjournal

A travel log of your journeys in a French-speaking country, such as France.

Person 1: "Hey, what did you do on your last day in Bordeaux?"
Person 2: "I'm not sure. Check my bonjournal!"

by Lafawnda527 February 5, 2009