To get shown up and look an ass by the person you was trying to make look an ass in the first place.
by Jacques69 December 26, 2008
Get the boiment mug.Compound between Boment and Titanium; an extremely rare material that exists to an individual based on their own predetermined perception of it, the only truly subjective material on Earth
Extended exposure to Bomentium has been shown to cause mind alterations, psychological distress, mania, severe hallucinogenic effects, insanity, and suicide - among an array of otherwordly anomalies within a miles radius of the material
Extended exposure to Bomentium has been shown to cause mind alterations, psychological distress, mania, severe hallucinogenic effects, insanity, and suicide - among an array of otherwordly anomalies within a miles radius of the material
Guy 1 yo is that Bomentium over there?
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̧̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̵̣͙ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̵̖̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼͖̤̣̜͙̖͇̕͘͟͝ͅ
Guy 2 oh shit yeah I think it iך ٶ ՛҉̗̩͖̬͇͈͡A҉ͅA̳̗̩̬̟͎̭̳͕ ̧̣̱̫̭̤̘͖̜̲͔̖̲͜ ̻̪͟͟͞ӎ͚͞ ̨͈͖̭͔ͅ ̲̜̮̗̹ ̞̭ ̀͏̨̝̜̭̬͓̬ ̨̨̝̪̠̞̪̤̗̼֒͞ ̧̪̮͕̝̮͙Х͖̫̖A͡͏̯̰͈̜̜A̵̮̹̭͚̠͟G̡͔̹̰͕G͜͢҉̯͎̼G͍͙̰̗̠͘A̧̘̪̹͉̗̤͓̬͢͞ͅA̲̼̩̜͕̣̳ͅD̵̗̝͇͉̳͟ͅD̼͕̗̱͔̀ͅF͏͙͍̪͟͝ ̵̠̙̲̘̼̭Ԍ ̱̟͞ ̪̙̝͕͟Ѧ̨͏̯̺̮͍̙ͅ ̜̣̪̦͙̟͜л̜͎͓ ̶̢ ͈Ӈ͝͏̭͙̩̤̥̰̲͔ ̧̬͙̜̳͙̼́ӛ͟ ͉̙̠ ̴̶̧̩̬̥̙̤Ս̶̞̥̘͍͙̭͙̜̰͜ ̮́Ѻ̣̠͠ ̧̼̺̟͜Գ̳̣̱̠̟̳F̨̰̪̮͡͞F̡ ̰̼̣̳͈͙Y̡̛̜͖͍̥̤̲̻͙̗J̡̗͞M҉̢͙͚̜͙͚̫̫͓̱͞ ̨̫͔̟͇̯̘Е̵̧̤̩̟̝̠̤͜ ̧̩̫͢Һ̘͚̮́͡ͅͅͅͅ ̛̙̱̮̩̬͔̝Ӄ̛̦̘̮̯͈̥́ ͚չ͙͙̪̹͇̫̟͕̺̀ ̦̲́̕ͅמ́͝҉͖͚̟̼̟̞ͅͅ ͏͖̮̹̗͔̥ͅͅՓ̠̬̬̺ ̵̶͍͙̀Ҡ ̟̘ ̼͠إ̡͙͇͎͔̰̠̝͘F̴̡̩͔̱͈͠U̼̜͖̙̖C̝̳̟K̮̟̯̥̀̕V҉̶̮̤̠̝̳͍K̲̮͉̗͔ͅͅK͏̯͕͎̤͓̙̲̭͍C̹̜̯K̗̹̠̻ ؚ͕̦͚̦̕ ̰̙̖̕ ͏̡͙̝̰ͅՋ́͘ ̬͈͙̠ ̭͎̺͍̻̺͠ٺ͜ ͙̯̫͉͖͖ ̜̭̮͜Չ̨ ̩̻͍ ͓̲̦̣̩͡
Guy Ҹ̨̱̯͝ݦ͔̙̪̰̤͔ޞ҉̢̻̥̗͞Ɛ ̝̟̘̻̣͜ż͉̭̫̣̳̦͎͡Ņ̝̗̣͚̮̯͓O ̡̛̘̣̦̜̺̘̺̺̰̪̘̤̣̀̕ͅH̨̡̰̤̮̝͎̠̮̤̺G͝͠͏̛̣̗͓͙̹̙̹̞̝̲̣̟͓O͜ ̨͏͖̙̞̰̞͎̱̜̘̙̮͉̣̖̩̪ͅD͜͠ ̵͙̩̳̬͎͕͈̯ݯ̴̡̧̣̤͖̮̥͍̪͍͔͉̦̗̺̻͖͠͝ͅͅѽ̧̛̞̥͓̦̣̱̝͘ͅֈ̭͓͉̻ͅӿ̵̪̝̞͓͔͎̦͍̀Ϗ̪̟̺ͅԮ̘̣̬͞ۍ̢̻̯̬̣̺̟͙ɵ̙͞ȹ̯̖̟͇̻͎͡͡ރ͉͔̱͔͇̗̥͟NO۞͇͔͝͝Ϩ́ ̘̞̙̮͈̤͙ӄ̢̧̤͎͚̳̼̭̤̜̬֣̥̕͜͡ܩ̴̧̗̞͜˚͏̮͉̪̩̻̘̝̦ͅƜ̲͎̀ͅ˦̟̦͙̞́͝Ȫ ͜҉̮̱̻ͅӏ̨҉҉̫̙̹̹̹͍̤̙Տ͏̞̰̫͍̖̪͓ˎ̱̜͉̥͕͚̣͠܇͕̼͓̩̕͜¿̱̰͘ƿ͙͔̮̙̲̩̖̼͘͘ء̻͔̥̖͉ɴ̫̭̜̠͎̥̼͡ޖ͇̙̪̲̰͡ү̵̣͙ ̻̮ͅӾ̡̺̯̱͎͈͍̪̬ͅPLEASEՆ̵ֽ̩̱̺̻ͅ҉͉͕͖͇ג ͏̤̰̯̼͖̞̟̞̹͞ڸ͏͚͇͚̖͎Ÿ҉̯̲̫́ ̘̰̝̬̘̲͚͜ȡ̬̪͟ϸ̶͓͍̣͍߿̨̡̜̪̼͙̬̖Ӳ͔̙̠̟̕Ƶ̵͓͎̟̦̻̮ͅб̨̥̹́͡շ҉҉͔̳̟̭͈͖̻̫ه҉̗̘̙̳̹͖͚͍Ò҉͉͙̀Ӧ̬̻͢־͙̠Ϯ̤̬͓̞̗͔͢͠ͅ۩͉̟ہ̢̡̤̬̩̟̲̺̮͎̟̰̰̻̭̫֯̀͜͞ݍ ̘͕̝מ͔͓͎Ա̪̳̗̲̱̩̰̬̀͜͞ډ̹̮̫͎͠ʗ̛̥̕ɛ̴͝҉͉̦̗̼̻Ն̧̛̗̩͕̯͖̥̗͠ӗ̲̙̜̹̺IJ̠̮͎̙̙͝ӫ̵̖̮̦̜͕̙͙̯̟͠ ̣͎̰͚̼͖̤̣̜͙̖͇̕͘͟͝ͅ
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"Why is that guy wearing a headband just like his girlfriend?"
"I hope for their sake they just got done working out..."
"I don't think so..."
"Either way, that was hilarious."
"Yea, total boment."
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"I hope for their sake they just got done working out..."
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"Either way, that was hilarious."
"Yea, total boment."
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