by Bennett Pryce July 31, 2005
Get the bullskees mug.The resulting movies/films/any other works that have ever had the misfortune of Uwe Boll's direction.
As in "They suck Bolls."
As in "They suck Bolls."
Existing Bolls are:
Heart of America
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
and more recently Bloodrayne.
Soon-to-be Bolls are:
Postal
Fear Effect
Far Cry
Hunter: The Reckoning
Heart of America
House of the Dead
Alone in the Dark
and more recently Bloodrayne.
Soon-to-be Bolls are:
Postal
Fear Effect
Far Cry
Hunter: The Reckoning
by Inflicted February 17, 2006
Get the Bolls mug.by step uncle mozzer August 3, 2005
Get the bolloks mug.A synonym for a concrete bowl a person would skate;
A synonym for a recreational device to inhale tobacco or various smoking blends
A synonym for a recreational device to inhale tobacco or various smoking blends
by Jdmwizard June 26, 2014
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Get the bolsk mug.The ballski is a pair of shorts, that is designed with a “bomb bay” door on the bottom of the short, low in the crotch. The bomb bay has magnet close “doors” that allow for a mans balls to drop free and hang. Particularly, when it is warm and uncomfortable, the balls get fresh air. Variations of the design include a Masters Edition, that features a restrictor sleeve, made of silk hosiery, (like a stocking) that prevents old man balls from dropping too low. This sleeve also come treated for UV and bug protection. Other variations include sporting goods. Like the golfballski, PGA approved pants; the baseballski for ball players(haha); the basketballski (comes with a net); and the footballski.
There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.
Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.
The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.
-Biker and Nut
There is a winter edition that includes a sleeve made of rabbit fur with a goretex lining.
Additional accessories include the sweatbalski, for addressing ball funk (it’s a spray, smells like lavender) and ballski balm- with or without self tanner.
The target market for this new product is largely Jimmy Buffet fans and old guys who just don’t give a fuck and want to hang their balls out no matter the setting.
-Biker and Nut
by Mancavious Dartov May 29, 2020
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