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michael bolton

No talent assclown.......come on, someone had to add this....
"Until that no talent assclown starting winning grammys"
by Sky December 26, 2003
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Michael Bolton

Use to be considered a "no talent ass clown" that sucked, until doing the song "Jack Sparrow" with Lonely Island. Now he's a legend, and he actually has a good voice, who would've thought?
THIS IS THE TALE OF MICHAEL BOLTON
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Bolton break

During a zoom quiz; when one must leave abruptly to attend to urination or any immediate domestic task without announcing their sudden absence; planning to return in the style of English quizzer Andy Bolton.
Di: “Where’s Andy? “
Gerard: “He must be on a Bolton Break.”
Ken: “I believe I’ll take one too while he’s away.”
by Onewholinks July 19, 2023
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michael bolton

Personally, I celebrate the man's entire catalog. To me, it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'
Why should I change? He's the one that sucks!
by Daytona Blue February 4, 2005
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michael bolton

An amazing character from office space who hates his name because of the other douchebag he shares his name with
by 14 inch cock May 13, 2005
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michael bolton

1. A stupid "no talent assclown" who sings like he's constipated aka the male Celine Dion.
2. Character from the most kick ass movie of all time Office Space.
by Anti Rebublican March 22, 2004
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Michael Bolton fan

I'll be honest with you, I love his music, I do, I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money, it doesn't get any better than when he sings "When a Man Loves a Woman"
by dildo777 April 4, 2023
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