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bodily cunt

someone who is over you no matter how nice you are or how much you still like them. Usually a phrase uttered by a frustrated, drunk, emotional guy as they are driving 130 mph into an embankment.
"You don't appreciate me anymore you bodily cunt!"
by ludatripp December 16, 2008
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Precious Bodily Fluids

Every possible secretion emanating from a human body is considered a precious bodily fluid. Sweat, blood, menstruative residue, plasma, feces (solid or liquid will work here), ejaculate, urine, bile, phlegm, pus and last but certainly not least...vomit.
That dolt Wilmer Beesley was obsessive compulsive about collecting Precious Bodily Fluids. He particularly enjoyed the specimens he pilfered from various dank and humid dirty public toilets in large train stations.
by Alfonso T. Watt June 5, 2010
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gervious bodily harm

an acronim for GHB
also commenly known as georgia home boy, fantasy and liquid E. It is a clear Liquid that has anti-anxiety propertys and can put you to sleep in high doses. Is known to be used as a date rape drug.
I sliped some gervious bodily harm into that chicks drink.
by Xandra January 18, 2009
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grievous bodily harm

Grievous bodily harm is one of the street names for the drug GHB, or gamma-hydroxybutyrate
I'm trying to get some of that grievous bodily harm if you know what I'm talking about.
by Dohrok April 29, 2014
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Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge

Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge, or SMBFD, is an extreme condition occurring at random without warning.

The potential side-effects include, but are not limited to: severe humiliation, emotional trauma, temporary to permanent paralysis of the face during Discharge, speech impediments, IBS, ED, and death.

Simultaneous discharges are as follows, in no particular order: tears, laughter, ejaculation, explosive defecation, projectile vomiting, coughing, sneezing, burping, and urination. Some cases have reported a brief scream prior to the simultaneous discharge. Causes are still unknown, and thus occurrences have been established to be completely random. Female cases have also been reported, and every side-effect is involved, excluding of course ED.

Victims of SMBFD have been known to lose consciousness immediately following the Discharge, only to regain it minutes to hours later. Unfortunately, amnesia is not a side-effect.
So I was walking to the counter at the library, when suddenly I cried, laughed, pissed and shat myself, puked, coughed, sneezed, and burped--all at the same time. It was so overwhelming that I passed out and woke up several minutes later, lying in a pool of my own fluids. Apparently, I also came, too. I heard a librarian murmur "It's Spontaneous Mass Bodily Fluid Discharge. He's got the SMBFD." I ran out, sweating and needing to take a shit; I tried to talk but couldn't. I never want to, either, not about what happened.
by Abaddon Uziel December 10, 2009
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Aggravated torture causing bodily harm

The criminal code and international charge i am pressing against ontario and canada after 1523 bb gun bbb birdshot suicide attempts 2 cut flexor tendons and 3 broken bones 2 in my foot and cracked ribs.

My life.

398 hospital apprehensions that broke bone, 1523 suicide attempts by firearm broke bone,
320 million dollars from health canada,
9 years of police brutality,
7 cities and towns fled from
74 friends legally dead
And
3 identification name changes
I want canada charged with Aggravated torture causing bodily harm as a victim of injustice as K.C.W.G.
Kaelen cody william granger-as on birth certificate
by Cody5050 May 12, 2023
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bodily function

That kid brad is such a fucking bodily function
by Najhajqnalld October 3, 2019
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