Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough
I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.
by LostSoulColo69 February 05, 2018
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Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.
Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.
by Dirtycoiner January 28, 2014
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Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!
Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!
by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019
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A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.
Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.
Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
A spliff that has not been tapped down enough after rolling, so that when it is held by the roach the rest of the spliff droops down, giving the appearance of having been been cut off and sewn back on again.
Named, of course, after the (in)famous John Wayne Bobbitt.
Bobbitting is especially common when backrolling, as the single layer of paper lacks rigidity.
Aw man, I just bobbitted the spliff I was rolling.
Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.
Don't backroll the spliff - you always roll bobbitts when you do that.
by Shaper. May 30, 2006
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VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN
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