bobbitten

When a man or woman bits off a mans penis.

Karen: I bit off Jerry's dick and swallowed it whilst giving him head last night. It was delightful
Sally: Woah! I shall bobbitten Gerald tonight. Should be a good laugh

by Chompers March 9, 2015

Bobbiteer

Based on Lorena Bobbitt, a Bobbitteer is a woman that will penis your dick off if you piss her off enough

I pissed off my wife wife and was afraid she'll turn into a Bobbiteer and chop my dick off when I sleep.

by LostSoulColo69 February 5, 2018

bobbitize

Coined from a famous event about a woman named Loraine Bobbit, whom allegedly sliced her husbands penis off, then reattached it herself through household conventional means. He later became a porn star

Bobbitizing or Bobbing is when a woman threatens/acts to remove a mans penis through non-surgical means.

If you don't get your hands off that poor girl, I will bobbitize you myself!

by Dirtycoiner January 28, 2014

Bobbitted

The, ahem, barbaric act of cutting off a guy's penis. Named for one such lucky guy, John Bobbitt, whose then-wife sliced off his manhood before tossing it in the woods. (Don't worry, they found it later).

Charlie: Have you heard that Tom got Bobbitted?

Carrie: He deserved it. Tom cheated on Miranda with Allie, Julie and Kate, and he was working on Erica. What a cad!

Charlie: I hope that I didn't eat his wiener with mustard and relish for lunch. He's gross!

by The Real Canadian April 29, 2019

BOBBITTED

CUTTING OFF A DUDE'S JUNK AND TOSSING IT OUT THE WINDOW.

VARIANTS: BOBBITTIFIED, DEBOBBITTATED, BOBBITTEN

THE SOLUTION TO AVOID SEEING PETE WENTZ'S COCK ALL THE DAMN TIME IS TO HAVE HIM BOBBITTED.

by HUEG August 19, 2008

jim-bobitism

the act of eating pizza as a character in maths word problems

jim-bob look i have jim-bobitism

by big Zebop November 13, 2020

bobbitosis

A disease that makes you have low self-asteem and your head shoot up your ass. It makes you lonely because no one wants to talk to you when you have this disease because you become such a jerk.

Kat "Hey!"
Bobbi "GO THE HELL AWAY"
Kat- She must have bobbitosis

by LilWikid January 10, 2008