bob's your uncle

to "bob" someone (like your uncle), which means completely owning or sweeping them off their feet, or in explicit way attacking them with, bitch-slapping him (or clench his face inbetween) a nice pair of bobs. This term is used mostly by indian people, referring to boobs as part of the joke.

The trend has it that lines like these are replacing unexciting "your ... mother" jokes in multiplayer gaming.

This godlike plan completely bobs your uncle and everyone else

"Bob's your uncle?"
"No mate, I said that my girl bobs your uncle with ease"

by Dv115 April 16, 2019

Bob's your uncle

To plant your dick in someones face

Clint was being an ass, so I got him with the ol' Bob's your uncle

by Hashi_Akuma November 8, 2022

and Bob’s Your Uncle

And Means “there it is,” “there you have it,” or “everything is alright.” Commonly use in the UK and through the Commonwealth. Similar to the French “et viola.”

Magician waves his wand over his top and says: “Abracadabra! Alakazam!” As he pulls the rabbit out he says “and Bob’s your uncle!!”

by Kannath June 3, 2018

and bob's your uncle

Aussie slang term meaning "and there you go", "and then you're done", etc.

To make popsicles, just put juice in an ice tray, put a toothpick in each cell, put it in the freezer overnight, and bob's your uncle.

by korex December 29, 2003

Bobs Your Uncle

British word used to say "sorted". Can be used in many scenarios.

Jack: Take the car to the garage, get the engine fixed, bobs your uncle.

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Jack: Go shopping at 10am, get back to play golf, then off to the pub, and a shag later. bobs your uncle

by manoguv December 28, 2007

and bobs your uncle

Well, its used to say "And there you go. That simple"

I have no idea where it come from.

Click that there, and bobs your uncle!

by skenmy August 23, 2004

BOBS YOUR UNCLE

A man named bob...is indeed your uncle....but he is also a sex attacker....who has stolen several children from local primary schools....the term is a mix between "harry is your grandma" and "eddie is yow bitch mo-fucker".

Boy: Oh...hi there...are you ok? you look kinda ill...
Girls Father: You fucked my daughter!!!, omg WHAT THE FUCK?!!!
Boy: BOBS YOUR UNCLE dick face!
Girls Father: Oh mein GOT!!! im gonna go bustle in the hedgerow.

by omgiwillpwnu September 15, 2008