Coachella

Coachella is basically where all the basic white girls meet and listen to music

OMG I can't WAIT for coachella this year the lineup is AMAZING

by Coolgal63 January 5, 2018

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013

that's so coachella

Shit teen girls say when they see something they like.

Oh my gosh Kylie, that's so coachella!

by CumKardashian May 1, 2017

beychella

Beyonce Owning Coachella

Beychella is liittt fam

by Ommokthobbok April 15, 2018

beachell

A heterosexual Belgian sex act that involves a perpetually hysterical, rubenesque woman and a prototypical American bro who routinely pumps 20 CCs of mediocrity to fuel her unsatisfied disposition.

LYNNETTE just won’t shut her fuckin’ mouth. You better Beachell that bitch.

by RyanBrown September 30, 2018

Coachella Hoes

Those basic as shit indie kids who show up at coachella to get high, avoid showering, and appropriate other peoples religions and cultures. Often white girls.

Person A: Why is that white girl wearing a bindi?? And is that a feathered headdress?? Isn't that kind of racist???

Person B: I don't know man, she's probably one of those Coachella Hoes. They pull that kind of shit all the time.

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Coachella Hoe: *wears bindi*

Actual Hindu Person: Could you not do that please? The bindi is a very sacred and important part of my religion, and you wearing it as a fashion statement invalidates my beliefs.

Coachella Hoe: But it's so cuTE! I LOVE IT! EXOTIC! LETS INSTAGRAM THIS MOMENT!

by Our Love Is God April 14, 2015

Coachella

An indie music festival held anually, usually in the Spring, in Indio Valley, California. Bands present have included Radiohead, The Pixies, Coldplay, Weezer, Rilo Kiley, Bright Eyes, The Cure, The Arcade Fire, Wilco, The Futureheads, The Faint, Snowpatrol, The Fiery Furnaces, etc.

I'm so excited for Coachella! The line-up this year is great.

by .:Jenny:. April 27, 2005