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bluedouche

A person that thinks their bluetooth headset is so cool they wear it all the time even inappropriate places i.e., movies theaters, churches, in meeting at work.
Bob check out the bluedouche at three o’clock. Is he really expecting a call durning the wedding?
by Clarkeeeeee January 27, 2009
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Jet Blued

An adjective used to describe that someone quit their job in a dramatic and legendary way.

Origin: In reference to Steven Slater, a disgruntled Jet Blue Flight Attendant, who quit his job by telling all the passengers on the plane to "go fuck themselves" over the PA system, deploying the emergency slide, then exiting the plane with a beer from the galley in-hand.
by Seattle2010 August 10, 2010
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blued

Neo-liberal, as in democratic (in the US political system, where the democratic party is blue).
by hahahoware you November 21, 2022
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BlueDot

A BlueDot is someone most likely to be shot or murdered in a city.... due to their sheer stupidity, intoxication, or just plain lack of commonsense of their surroundings. Most likely to happen in larger city's while on vacation/partying in large groups...becoming a BlueDot on the city's map of recent homicides.
Oh man that was a fun bachelor's party!! I thought for sure "Hammy" was going to be a BlueDot.
by DirtybloodyUnderpants September 18, 2017
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Blued

blu-ed Verb: The act of being hit by a blue turtle shell in Mario Kart.
Man, I was totaling owning on Rainbow Road until I got Blued!
by Ginger twins October 6, 2011
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screwed, blued, and tatooed

And old phrase describing joining the Navy; you were screwed for joining, blued for the blue uniform, and tatooed usually with an anchor.
"Did you hear Davey joined the Navy?"
"Yeah, his ass is screwed, blued, and tatooed."
by MJCA May 5, 2006
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Bluked

"Blue Shell Nuked": Being hit by a Blue Shell in a Mario Kart game, which hits as hard as a tactical nuke. Blue Shells relentlessly seek out racers in first place, and explode, delaying them, and any driver close to them for several seconds. Depending on where you get bluked, this can cost you time, or the entire race. Blue Shells (usually) cannot be avoided or dodged.
$#@%&(*#!!!! I got Bluked! ~or~ Ha-ha, you got Bluked!
Being Bluked can ruin your whole day.

"No Blukes"
by ageeksayswhat December 1, 2014
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