Blumfield Constant

In a world that changes all the time, one thing remains constant: the Blumfield Constant. The idea of this Blumfield Constant originated in a typical ap physics classroom. The Blumfield Constant is always the same, under every circumstance, in all situations, in any universe. The Blumfield Constant is strictly defined as equal to 1910289327x10^81e in the units (torr^2)(molality^normality)(J^5)(ohm^8)(Tesla^12)/(pi^12amp)(cosine phi x rho)(Gidfields^3). These units work perfectly fine in terms of how molecular shape affects magnetic fields in a lit frictionless elevator specifically designed for weighing fish. The elevator must be rapidly changing in pressure/temperature and there must be a constant supply of gamma ray radiation coming from a source. The unbelievable constancy of the Blumfield Constant cancels out and sometimes even overpowers the rapidly changing conditions in the elevator. The Blumfield Constant applies to the hair of the person weighing the fish in the elevator, which MUST be absolutely constant throughout the experiment for the problem to work. Gamma radiation ensures the constancy of the weigher's hair. The work on the discovery of the Blumfield Constant was pioneered by "Mr Gibfield," whose own unit is included in the Blumfield Constant. Mr Gibfield is recognizable by his extremely constant hair, santa beard, and nose shaped like the greek letter "lambda."

Yoni: Hey, I'm really having some trouble weighing my fish in this elevator. Help me!
Dustin: Dude calm down! Just remember to use the Blumfield Constant and everything will work out.
Yoni: Sweet! I did it! But why is my hair so constant now?
Dustin: ¡No es bueno! We better go see if Mr Gibfield can fix this

by itsnotforyou November 19, 2010

blurfec

It is an alien ray gun that was found in Mexico and secured at Area 51 for some detailed analysis

Did you see Caitlin carry that blurfec to Area 51?

by ThisIsNotKeven July 26, 2009

Bluffie

The act of ingesting a line of cocaine nasally while simultaneously inhaling a hit of nitrous oxide orally.

Some dude at the party on Friday hit a bluffie and then puked on my dog.

by Woo Boost July 14, 2016

Blurfection

When things look better when your drunk.

I had 11 beers and that girl achieved Blurfection

by Evil Jokester October 19, 2019

blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

by afillo May 28, 2007

Bluefield

a bunch of guys that sit around an get stoned but they don't think that they're druggies because they want to be cool and druggies are losers, they try and talk like they're from upwest but really they're more down east, they judge summersiders when really they should judge themselves because most of them have sex with their entire school and then try and get away with calling other people down, bluefielders are people that should get stolen from on a daily basis
they think that they are really professional because they dont say the word bitch around girls but really all they try n do is fuck them

" hear about the guy who fucked his dog?" "from bluefield ?" " no doubt "

by jakepolland79 January 15, 2013

blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.

Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.

by HHML May 10, 2006