blunch

First meal of day eaten at lunchtime. As opposed to brunch which is eaten at 10 or 11, blunch is eaten at 12 or 1.

I wasn't hungry in the morning so I had blunch.

by solidgol September 19, 2012

blunch

An action that occurs before, during, and after visiting Cracker Barrel restaurant.

Dude, I was so hungover I had to blunch everywhere this morning, then we had blunch at Cracker Barrel and I've had to blunch out my ass all afternoon.

by tbird06 April 23, 2008

Blunch

A better and more accurate term for a breakfast meal eaten at lunchtime

Hans had a very delicious chocolate covered cess for blunch

by ohsmellycat May 12, 2020

Bluntcaking

This is a sex move performed by two women. One woman eats nothing but cheese for many days and does not poop regularly. Eventually, she allows herself to take a huge dump, and the two girls use the resulting turd, which is referred to as a bluntcake, as a double ended dildo.

To enhance the experience, sometimes the other chick eats nothing but high-fiber-organic-angry-lesbian-granola and Metamucil for several days and then has fucktons of explosive diarrhea, which they use as lube.

Another variation is Strawberry Bluntcaking, which is when one or more of the girls are on their period.

Chelsea can't have that high-fiber bread; she's stewing up a bluntcake.

Chelsea and Hillary are in the bedroom bluntcaking now.

by bestbluntcaker October 29, 2010

blunch

when you smoke a blunt on your lunch break instead of eating.

A::how was your lunch break??

B:: good had blunch with mistaa perry!!(:

by bubblepop(: March 23, 2011

Bluncher

Usually resulting from a hang over, this is the one meal that you eat. Breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

After last nights drinking and sleeping most of the day im in dyer need of some bluncher.

by The Beckys July 13, 2009

Bluncheon

A Luncheon where the participants smoke a "blunt" together that may or may not also feature a meal at some point

"Pay Day's coming up, Bluncheon at my house!"

by Daytona Slim April 11, 2013