Bluntered

To passively insert an object, usually a 1954 characiture of Bing Crosby into the Vagina or anus

Ewww your phone looks Bluntered

by Greg Penningsworth July 30, 2011

Bluntarse

A idiotic person, a wanker.

You bluntarsed man just ate dog poo!

by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2019

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.

baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard

by anonymous November 15, 2023

Bluntard

1. A term used to describe a someone as ‘retarded’ as a heavy user of marijuana.
2. Also the term can be used to describe someone as, bluntly, being retarded.

baker spent her last 30 quid on a food takeout mf gotta have munchies the way she acting bluntard

by anonymous November 15, 2023