blinkenlights

A humorous hacker's term for diagnostic lights on old mainframe computers and modern network hardware. The word is supposed to give the average English speaker the impression that it is a German word. The word comes from a warning sign written in mangled mock German and typically printed in a blackletter-Gothic font, that used to be popular under computer room personal in the U.S.A.

ACHTUNG! Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers!
Das machine control is nicht fur gerfinger-poken und mittengrabben. Oderwise is easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowen fuse, und poppencorken mit spitzensparken.
Der machine is diggen by experten only. Is nicht fur geverken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseenen keepen das cotten picken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das blinkenlights.

by RagingR2 July 15, 2007

Big Blunkett

Combination of "David Blunkett" and "Big Brother" (from Orwell's 1984, not the trashy TV show!), to illustrate the fact that Blunkett wants us all tagged, DNA profiled, ID'd and watched by surveillance cameras at all times, because of the bogeymen of "illegal immigration", "terrorism", and "benefit fraud".

"Big Blunkett's not satisfied that the UK already has 10% of the world's surveillance cameras, so he's set a 5 year plan and another target to top this"

by Stoatman August 21, 2004

Randy Blankenship

Many know Randy Blankenship as a stellar football coach and role model. Basing his techniques and playing type off of the famous Alabama Football Program, he has led numerous different teams to numerous league titles.

Some of his most noteable quotes are:
“It all comes down to, what do you want”
“So what, now what”
“See that black bag over there? Bring it here”

Randy Blankenship led his football team to a league championship last season.

by Placer September 12, 2018

blumken

to get a blowjob and shit at the same time

The bitch gave me a blumken

by asspiss April 23, 2003

Blunden

the act of punching walls in a rage at precisely 1900 Hrs AEST

It's nearly 7pm - if you listen carefully, you might hear someone throwing a blunden.

by loudnoisrs August 20, 2014

Blunkn

Blunkn is an online handle currently used by (insert steam community link here)
he's a milsimmie, a gun nut and the de facto leader of sq69, call him daddy blunkn and he'll help you (loves tomboys}

-Splash daddy, Wii Tennis

ababab780480yy80394yt08ghhgw (dies)

-Blunkn

by DeadEyeRaptor April 21, 2022

blankenstien

something loved by you dearly and kept forever, usually a BLANKET, or a blankie for short, or a teddy bear
WAY BETTER AND COOLER AND AWESOMER THAN NAF NAFS

I just want to snuggle up with my blankenstien right now

by Brooketookbook May 16, 2011