by captain salmon1 April 11, 2010
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The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
by Shpoofy August 5, 2021
Get the English Blumpki mug.A blumpkini is the act of peeing and pooping at the same time. Although this most commonly happens on the toilet, you can also perform a blumpkini in bed!
Peter- "Hey Emma, did you do number one or number two in the bathroom?
Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"
Emma- "I did both, in the form of a blumpkini!"
by Peter Bergstrom February 21, 2009
Get the Blumpkini mug.The act of two people taking a dump simultaneously whilst performing fellatio upon each other. Blumpkin + 69er = Blumpkininer.
They blumpkininered each other to satisfaction
by The Stobster March 8, 2014
Get the Blumpkininer mug.A polish woman wraps your dick in cabbage, while you are prepped to drop a deep six shit bomb.... all while suck starting your 2 stroke evenrude.
Stopped out to the produce stand the other day, had a heated conversation that landed me into a blumpki with the sister wife.
by B Tsunami March 13, 2024
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